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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

Aint, angles, blockquotepmy, Geometry, Math, Minecraft, my shit ain’t parallel, no way bro, non-parallel, not parallel, Parallel, parallel computing, parallel dimensions, parallel lines, parallel lines never intersect, parallel lines never meet, parallel parking, parallel processing, parallel structure, parallel universe, parallel universe theory, parallel worlds, parallelism, Perpendicular, Shit, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1013
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ores Mined:	7412	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

cardiothoracic surgeons, Communication, confession, druggie parents, English as a second language, expensive trip, family situation, favorite cafe, financial assistance, friendship, GoneCountryNoTellAITA, grandmas.house, hanging out, inconsiderate behavior, MONEY, moving on, Singapore trip, tutoring, unrequited love, upset friend, vacation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

alternative beliefs, conspiracy theories, debunked theories, flat earth, flat earth believers, flat earth community, flat earth debate, flat earth evidence, flat earth movement, flat earth myth, flat earth proof, flat earth research, flat earth society, flat earth theory, flat earth truth, FlatEarthBeliever, geocentrism, Minecraft, pseudoscience, Round Earth, scientific skepticism, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1825	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

20 years ago, beloved tunes, chart-toppers, classic songs, Digging, favorites, golden oldies, Hits, iconic, memorable, MineTunes98, Music, music history, must-listen, Nostalgia, oldies but goodies, Popular, Retro, Throwback, Timeless, top tracks, vintage

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

Abilities, Adventure, alliances, Architects, aurelia, Battles, Biomes, Builder, building, Character, Community, contributions, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, landscapes, Minecraft, Myrdia, player, PRETEND, Reallife, Skills, smp, strategy, Structures, warrior

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8776	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Features
Towny
MCMMO
Enhanced World Generation

Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
What is MCMMO?	MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
What is Enhanced World Generation?	Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players?	Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
How can I join Aurelia?	Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

War Projector Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, escalation, escalation of conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, projector, red flags, red light, RETALIATION, rings of power, Server, strategic implications, Tehran, Tension, Vengeance, War, war projectors, WARFARE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Weirdo Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that embraces the weird and wacky? Look no further than our SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of playing with a self-proclaimed schizo who may or may not be annoying at times. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their Minecraft world, am I right?

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to dive in. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our quirky community of players?

So if you’re ready to question your social development while having a blast in Minecraft, come join us on our SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the weirdness. See you in-game!

BabySwap Minecraft Server

Babysitting, BabySwap, Boundaries, child care, Communication, cousin, Decision making, family, Friend, judgement, Minecraft, misunderstanding, opinion, parenting, Perception, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, Support, Trust, trustworthiness

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	434544	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby with a “strange man” for 5 minutes? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of risking it all for a forgotten notebook. Our community is so chill, you can even leave your baby cousin with your friend while you go on epic quests. Who needs responsible babysitting when you have Minecraft adventures to embark on? Join now and experience the excitement of questionable decision-making at its finest!

WeddingDressCosplayWars

alterations, bride, Charity, charity shop, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay season, costume, cousin, family, Fight, Jareth, labyrinth, progress, sarah, Sarah’s ballgown, social media, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressCosplayWars

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and cosplay shenanigans!

Picture this: you stumble upon an old school wedding dress in a charity shop, and instead of using it for a wedding, you turn it into the most epic cosplay costume inspired by Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin tries to buy the dress off you after seeing how amazing it turned out, causing family drama and chaos. Will you stand your ground and keep the dress for your epic cosplay, or will you give in to the pressure?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of turning a wedding dress into a cosplay masterpiece, all while dealing with family drama and intense cosplay battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unique gaming experience!