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EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	1028

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Farms Harvested:	370
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8152

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4652	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Votes:	2767	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!