New Minecraft Servers 2025

fails 2016 Minecraft Servers

fails 2016 Minecraft Servers

  • LabTestLineCutters

    LabTestLineCutters
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 8171
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Villages Defended: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making appointments gives you VIP treatment! Just like how this Canadian walked right past the line at the lab test center, you can skip the wait and jump straight into the action on our server.

    Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

    NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 1907
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you feel like a potato trying to play with pros? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond in the rough!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. We have a secret potion that turns all your fails into epic wins – just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, he’s been known to turn creepers into cuddly pets with a flick of his wand.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and wielding a tiny sword.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyControversy2030

    BlockyControversy2030
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 5238
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Enchantments Applied: 170 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out what controversial things we’ll be accepting in 50 years! Will we all be riding llamas instead of horses? Will creepers become our new best friends? Will we finally accept that pineapple DOES belong on pizza? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?) So come on down and witness the future of Minecraft controversy, before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wolf Smell Incognito

    Wolf Smell Incognito
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 9723
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Votes: 7688 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we all smell like we sound! we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality. one time, we built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds and rode minecarts down it like a rollercoaster. it was epic, dude.

    we also have the most lit pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate minecraft warrior.

    so come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). let’s smell like we sound together and create some unforgettable memories in the world of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Foodie Gut Map Craft

    Foodie Gut Map Craft
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 1508
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code to personalized nutrition for your gut bacteria! our scientists have created a magical map that shows how molecules in food interact with your unique gut bacteria, so you can eat like a boss in the game AND in real life. no more guessing what to eat, we got you covered with evidence-based dietary recommendations that will have your gut bacteria doing the happy dance. join us now and level up your gut health game like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ayz-World Minecraft server

    Ayz-World Minecraft server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 2854
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Zombie Dances: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The server is on version JAVA 1.21

    Ayz-World is designed for simple vanilla survival. The end is disabled on the server, and there are also seasons that transform the classic gameplay.

    ayz-world.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Join the pirate adventure server with a weirdly specific version 1.21!

    Join the pirate adventure server with a weirdly specific version 1.21!
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 1630
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65

    New Minecraft Servers

    Corsaire Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Server Type Geopolitical Towny server
    Setting Golden Age of Piracy
    Map Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

    Features:

    • Warships: Construct fully functional ships and control the seas!
    • Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations.
    • Player-driven economy: Control the economy, create markets, and become an economic powerhouse.
    • Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and form a nation.
    • Unique combat: Choose your combat style, whether it’s building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat.

    Links:

    IP play.corsairemc.com
    Website corsairemc.com
    Discord discord.gg/T2Fa7TNMqT

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP play.corsairemc.com in Minecraft.
    Can I form my own nation? Yes, you can build towns, collaborate with others, and form a nation to become a dominant power on the server.
    What makes the combat unique? Players can choose their preferred combat style, whether it’s building structures, sword fighting, or engaging in gun-based combat.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oy Vey Minecraft Server

    Oy Vey Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1430
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 14 New Chunks Explored: 156268
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 283 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest conspiracy theories this side of the block! Our resident Jewish actor will regale you with tales of how all of America’s problems can be traced back to those pesky Muslims in Palestine and Iran. But fear not, because Israel is here to save the day as America’s greatest ally! Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to global politics? Come join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, drama, and plenty of pixelated fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE Minecraft SMP

    HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 5337
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 88 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of dancing llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Obj4Life Minecraft SMP

    Obj4Life Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 3798
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old human? Do you dream of living life as a majestic diamond block or a mischievous TNT block? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can be ANY object you want! That’s right, we have a magical plugin that allows players to transform into any block or item in the game. Want to be a bedrock block and be invincible? Done. Want to be a diamond sword and slice through mobs like butter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Block King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge in epic block-building duels. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Block King, you’ll be rewarded with a rare block that grants you special powers. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest blocky fantasies. Who needs to be a boring old human when you can be a diamond block with a heart of gold?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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