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  • Civ+ Semi-Civilized Anarchy: We promise only 50% chaos! Join for Grinding, KOTH, and occasional PVP!

    Civ+ Semi-Civilized Anarchy: We promise only 50% chaos! Join for Grinding, KOTH, and occasional PVP!
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 387
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Enchantments Applied: 297
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

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    Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term
    We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.
    Features
    Bastion: prevent enemies placing blocks in your territory.
    Citadel: allows you to reinforce and protect blocks, block by block.
    MeansOfProduction: lets you craft lots of custom items using a 5×5 crafting table.
    Vorpal: a unique and interesting way to imprison your enemies.
    JukeAlert: monitor your territory.

    News

    Yesterday we launched the server, and today is scheduled to be our first Meteor. Once weekly, the server will randomly select a location for a meteor to land and the players will fight for the meteor. The innovative thing about this KOTH is the fact that many people won’t be there for the loot inside the meteor. The loot is a nice bonus, but the real reason to visit a meteor is the deadly aura that surrounds the landing site. While in the aura, any Vorpal-enchanted items you hold in your inventory will be refueled. This is the only way to refuel our custom enchantment that lets you imprison people in the end. While players are in the end, they deplete the fuel on the weapon that defeated them and if the fuel hits zero they are freed.

    Join today

    Civ+ is live now at play.civ.plus

    We also have a website explaining all of our mechanics at https://civ.plus/

    Our discord can be joined using https://discord.com/invite/73BQCCU6xg

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long has Civ+ been in development? Civ+ has been in development for half a decade.
    What makes Civ+ unique? Civ+ allows players to enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance, popularizing the Civ genre.
    What is the Meteor event? The Meteor event is a weekly occurrence where a meteor lands in a random location for players to fight over for loot and refueling of Vorpal-enchanted items.
    How can I join Civ+? You can join Civ+ by connecting to play.civ.plus and visiting our website and discord for more information.

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  • ToonCraft Minecraft Server

    ToonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 7161
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2822 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking llama who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. But beware, the llama has a mischievous streak and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a horde of angry chickens.

    Once you’ve proven your worth to the llama, you’ll gain access to our exclusive “Disco Dimension” where the party never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn special rewards for showing off your best dance moves.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players can saddle up their favorite pig and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. Will you be the next pig racing champion or will you end up face-planting into a pile of mud? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Post you’re toon and join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for that sneaky llama!

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  • LolcowCraft Minecraft Server

    LolcowCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 3195
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Farms Harvested: 484
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 23

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    Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

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  • MineCraftyHouseworkServer

    MineCraftyHouseworkServer
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 9192
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Emeralds Found: 6341
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with your partner? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! No more dishes piling up, clutter taking over, or skid marks in the toilet – just pure, clean fun in our virtual world.

    On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?

    So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!

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  • SeatSaverSteve

    SeatSaverSteve
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 4873
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7290 Players Killed by Monsters: 1492
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Falling into the Void: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

    Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

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  • Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server

    Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 5493
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8999
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never want to skip the intro! Why, you ask? Because our intro features a herd of dancing pigs, a choir of singing creepers, and a fireworks display that will make your eyes pop out of your head! Join our server for the most epic intro you’ll ever see in the Minecraft universe. And who knows, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest intro of your Minecraft life!

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  • MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

    MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 545
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

    Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

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  • NHS Streeting’s Minecraft Server

    NHS Streeting’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 9487
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so you know how the NHS is all broken and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that mess! join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for funsies.

    if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.

    plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!

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  • HezboCraft Air Strike Fun

    HezboCraft Air Strike Fun
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 3743
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we gotz all da craziest players up in here, like dis one dude who straight up took out a key member of Hezbollah air defense in a strike deep inside Lebanon.

    we be buildin’ some epic bases and takin’ on crazy missions, like raidin’ villages and fightin’ off zombie hordes. plus, we gotz all da coolest mods and plugins to make yo Minecraft experience off da chain.

    come join us if you wanna be part of da most badass crew in da Minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #joinusnow

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  • CraftyWhispers – The Ultimate Phone Game

    CraftyWhispers – The Ultimate Phone Game
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 647
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Emeralds Found: 5317
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Mines Excavated: 1192
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

    WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED ON OUR SERVER, TRUST ME.

    ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’VE GOT GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS ROAMING AROUND, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

    OH, AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE UNICORN AS A PET. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN! WHO ELSE CAN OFFER YOU THAT, HUH?

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST FUN MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

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