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Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crops Grown:	5131
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the energy is always high and the creativity is off the charts! 🚀 Join us and experience a whole new level of gameplay that will have you feeling like you’re on a constant adrenaline rush! 💥

Imagine mining for diamonds while zooming around at the speed of light, thanks to our supercharged gameplay features. Who needs sleep when you can be making bank and dominating the game like never before? 💎💰

Our players have reported feeling more social, more energetic, and more productive than ever before. Forget coffee, forget sleep – all you need is a little minecraft meth to take your gaming experience to the next level! 🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of our server. See you in the game! 🎮✨

Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS! Yes, you heard that right, we have ALIENS in our Minecraft world. And guess what? They’re friendly and they love to trade with players!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS! These adorable creatures roam the land and will protect you from any danger. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride one into battle!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even discover the secret of the DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS!

MemeCraft – #1 Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! 🐷💎

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and emeralds. They became the richest player in all of Minecraft and built a castle made entirely of gold blocks. Legend has it that their riches are still hidden somewhere on our server, waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest enchanted items and the most powerful bosses you’ve ever seen. Defeat the Ender Dragon with a single punch or tame a giant slime as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀💥

Blocky Fandom Funhouse

acceptance, autistic, Behavior, blocky, Communication, Diversity, Empathy, fan community, Fandom, Franchise, funhouse, game artstyle, Gaming, judgment, meet fan, misunderstanding, never played, OFFLINE, ONLINE, perspective, Social Interaction, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of meeting fans who claim to love a game’s art style but have never actually played it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those posers behind! Our server is filled with actual gamers who not only appreciate art styles but also know how to dominate in-game.

Why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that can only be accessed by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that anyone who manages to find this base will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken – a chicken so powerful that it can take down a horde of creepers with a single cluck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic creature will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So why waste your time with fake fans when you can join our server and embark on epic quests, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Don’t be like those posers, be a true Minecraft warrior on our server!

CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women are sluttier and meaner than ever! Join us as we navigate through a world where inflation is soaring and young white men are being blamed for everything. But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and build your own world where you are the king!

But wait, there’s more! Divorce rates are shooting up, but on our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of losing it all in a messy divorce. Who needs a wife when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why join our server? Because it’s time to accept change, white man. It’s over for us in the real world, but in Minecraft, the possibilities are endless. Build, create, and escape the madness of the real world on our server. Join us now and let’s conquer this virtual world together!

YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder

American society, born in the Failed States of Weimarica, cautionary tale, destiny, dystopian future, existential crisis, fate, Individualism, Life, life choices, one chance at life, opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, political commentary, resilience, second chances, Self Discovery, societal collapse, societal issues, Survival, yolocraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!

Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.

NarutoCraft: Believe It, Build It, Mine It!

action, Adventure, Anime, Based, BUILD, Character development, determination, fan favorite, friendship, iconic, japanese, Manga, Naruto, NarutoCraft, ninja, Popular, power, Protagonist, protagonist growth, Rivalry, series, shonen jump, strength

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Crops Grown:	3005
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even Naruto himself would be impressed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a horde of dancing zombies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond llama, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And let’s not forget about our disco dungeon, where players can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to their heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

Blocky Boobies

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Holy Grails Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Looking for a server where the players are as wild as someone posted this girl and the adventures are as unpredictable as finding diamonds in a cave? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to meet the mysterious someone posted this girl and uncover the secrets she holds. Rumor has it that she’s actually a rare mob disguised as a player, and whoever finds her will be granted with unlimited diamonds for life!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on someone posted this girl. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…and drama.

Crafty Shenanigans: The Mystery Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	4510
Villages Defended:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon Forest, where pigs are born with diamond-encrusted bacon on their backs.

But beware, the Creeper King roams the land, ready to explode your dreams (literally).

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Enchanted Potato Patch, where potatoes grant wishes and unicorns frolic in the moonlight.

So come join us for a ridiculous time filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server!

Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft

ac2, assassins creed, bayonetta, brawl, burnout paradise, Craft, Devil May Cry 3, dmc4, fortnite, God Hand, gta san andreas, gta4, JRPGs, MGS2, MGS3, Mgs4, microtransaction, Millennials, nintendo games, Nostalgia, Okami, pixelated, PS2 era, roam, shadow of the colossus

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to bring back the glory days of gaming that the picrelated era failed to deliver! Join us and experience Shadow of the Colossus levels of adventure, Okami levels of beauty, and God Hand levels of dumb fun!

Our server is like Devil May Cry 3 on steroids, with non-stop action and new ideas around every corner. Say goodbye to half-baked games like DMC4 and hello to the next step in gaming evolution – just like Bayonetta!

Remember the soulful days of MGS2 and MGS3? Well, get ready for a parody-free zone with gameplay galore! No more cutscene-fests here, just pure gaming bliss.

GTA: San Andreas fans, rejoice! Our server is the place to be for incredibly fun gameplay that will have you hooked for hours on end. Say goodbye to the boring, ugly drudge of GTA4 and hello to a world where cars feel like they’re on solid ground!

And don’t even get us started on Burnout Paradise – we’ve got the exploration you love without the contempt for single player games. No more microtransaction gacha BS here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the revival of JRPGs, the return of Nintendo’s true greatness, and the ultimate hype of Brawl without the spit in the face to non-casuals. Say goodbye to boring, brown/grey FPS games and hello to a world of creativity and childhood wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the gaming renaissance you’ve been dreaming of!