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Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Zombie Dances:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	134	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	163	Divine Spears Created:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

Blocky Bois Club

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Potions Brewed:	147
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Emeralds Found:	490	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchantments Applied:	52

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	92	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Star Shards Collected:	269
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Items Found:	1928
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Granny’s Creeper Paradise

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Star Shards Collected:	219	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Looking for a wild time this Saturday? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We throw the craziest parties in the virtual world, with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and endermen DJs spinning the hottest tracks. You’ll never want to leave once you see our firework displays and giant cake towers. Trust us, you won’t find a better party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Crafty Colonists Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	908	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3593
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the Kid Warden! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Imagine a world where you can pirate DLCs before deciding if they’re worth it! Who does that? We do! And the best part is, the Book is a must-read for all gamers and game devs. Trust us, it’s a life-changing experience.

Now, if you’re a fan of Dwarf Fortress, sorry, you’re not welcome here. But fear not, we have mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman that will blow your mind! Cube them and never look back, my friend.

Looking for some helpful links? We got you covered! From where to buy Tynan’s book to the latest Rimworld patch notes, we have it all. And if you’re new and wondering which mods to get, check out our handy pastebin guide.

But wait, there’s more! Use Rimpy for managing your mods and follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember, the Kid Warden is watching!

HyundaiCraft: Where Cars and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more Hyundai cars than you can shake a pickaxe at! Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you can drive around in style in your very own Hyundai Veloster with diamond rims!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Hyundai Santa Fe, rumored to have magical powers that can help you defeat the Ender Dragon with just a flick of the turn signal!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride around in a Hyundai Elantra that shoots fireworks out of its exhaust pipe every time you hit a speed boost pad? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of driving a Hyundai in Minecraft like never before. Who needs horses when you have a fleet of Hyundai cars at your disposal?

Crafty JJKs – Channel 257

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Votes:	6096
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner sorcerer and become the King of Curses! Join now to experience epic battles against the most skilled sorcerers of all time, and maybe even face off against some brats who can hit you with black flashes like it’s nobody’s business.

Imagine facing off against a brat who can hit you with not one, not two, but SEVEN black flashes in a row! And that’s not all – there’s a dude in a mask summoning dragons, just to add to the chaos. But fear not, because on this server, you can defend yourself with slashes, dismantles, and point blank cleaves – even if they seem to do absolutely nothing against these black flash wielding maniacs.

So if you’re ready for a challenge like no other, join our server and show off your sorcery skills. Who knows, you might even become the next King of Curses! Just watch out for those sneaky black flashes – they’ll get you when you least expect it. Let the madness begin!