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Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

classic, criticism, disappointing remake, Disappointment, failed remake, Garbage, lack of creativity, lack of soul, lack of understanding, Minecraft, missed opportunity, modern video games, negative review, poor remake, remake, Server, SH2, SH2 remake, soulless, subpar remake, unsatisfactory, Video Game (Industry), video game remake

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Endless Night Skies:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

abusive household, Boundaries, casual job, CraftyCash, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, financial support, full-time job, INDEPENDENCE, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, no contact, physical injuries, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, self-care, Server, single mother, tight budget, victim mentality

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	51	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8512	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of shouldering the financial burden for your mom and siblings after saving them from abuse? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no financial responsibilities whatsoever.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about paying rent or bills for anyone else. You can mine for diamonds and gold without being guilt-tripped into sharing your loot. And best of all, you can finally take a break from the real world and just focus on having fun in the virtual world.

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our server. And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations – not your mom asking for money!

ExSILParentQuestMC

Affair, bad blood, Cheating, Communication, custody, Decision making, Divorce, ExSILParentQuestMC, family, foster care, Grief, half-sibling, Heartless, love, Niece, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, sibling, STI

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Star Shards Collected:	261
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your crazy ex drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape reality and build your own virtual family with your in-game children. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a whole new virtual family to take care of?

Our server is so fun, even your ex’s sister will be calling you non-stop to join in on the action. She’ll beg you to take in her niece and create a happy home for all three kids, but hey, you’ve got diamond mining to do! Who needs real drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

So come on, join us and leave your ex and his crazy family drama behind. Build, explore, and create your own virtual world where you can be the hero of your own story. And remember, on our server, you’re never the AH – unless you grief someone’s build, then all bets are off!

Craftaholic

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, addictive behavior, addictive personality, alcoholism, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanism, Craftaholic, cravings, dependency, drug addiction, gambling addiction, habits, impulse control, internet addiction, Obsession, Psychological, self-control, substance abuse

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Towns Built:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds until your pickaxe breaks? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addiction needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, battling creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to school (but don’t tell your parents we said that).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and feed your addiction like never before! Just be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop.

FarmCraft Minecraft Server

Crime Scene, DISCOVER, Drug Bust, drug cartel, drug enforcement, drug manufacturing, drug production, drug seizure, drug trade, drug trafficking, Farm, FarmCraft, illegal operation, investigation, law enforcement, meth lab, Minecraft, Multimillion-Dollar, Narcotics, organized crime, Police, Server, south african

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A METH LAB ON A FARM YO. SOUTH AFRICAN POLICE BE TRIPPIN WHEN THEY FOUND OUR MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR OPERATION. COME JOIN US AND HELP US MAKE SOME SICK CASH IN MINECRAFT. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT METH, RIGHT? PLUS, WE GOT COPS CHASIN US SO IT’S LIKE A REAL LIFE ADVENTURE. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE WE GET BUSTED, LOL.

KharkivKhaosCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, devastation, eastern europe, Fighting, international news, Invasion, Kharkiv Oblast, KharkivKhaosCraft, loss of life, Military, Russian troops, russians, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world affairs, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5780	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Farms Harvested:	707
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia look like a bunch of noobs! we have so much fun blowing up their bases and stealing their diamonds that even Zelenskyy himself is impressed! he even said that 20,000 russians were killed trying to take us down in Kharkiv Oblast! come join the chaos and be a part of the most insane battles in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!

StrawHolezMC

Argument, confusion, conundrum, Curiosity, cylindrical, debate, discussion, Drinking, Existential, Hole, inquiry, OBJECT, one hole, opinion, perspective, Philosophical, question.., straw, StrawHolezMC, two holes, Utensil

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ponder life’s greatest questions like “does a straw have one hole or two?” we have a community of players who are just as confused as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. we even have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats – no, seriously, it’s a thing.

if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, then this is the server for you. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right?

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and llamas in top hats. you won’t regret it, we promise.

NovelCraft: AI Boosted Creativity

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Boosted, collective novelty, CONTENT, creative writing, creativity, digital storytelling, Engaging, imagination, individual creativity, innovation, less creative, machine learning, narrative, novel, NovelCraft, storytelling, Technology, varied content, Writers, Writing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU SPAWN IN A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS DANCE! YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMONDS AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR AI TECHNOLOGY WILL MAKE YOUR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE 1000% MORE EPIC! YOU’LL BE SLAYING DRAGONS AND BUILDING CASTLES LIKE A PRO IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

MineJump Weekly – Minecraft Server

Anime, Characters, Community, discussion, fanbase, japanese, magazine, Manga, Minecraft, MineJump, News, Popular, Recommendations, releases, reviews, series, Server, SHONEN, storylines, Updates, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, Weekly Thread, wsj

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2538
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for our weekly thread where we do the craziest challenges you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Last week, we had a challenge where players had to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks. The winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt! And the loser had to wear a chicken suit for an entire week.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and porkchops. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magic bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-Black sentiment, Bigotry, Black community, Black Lives Matter, blockparty, civil rights movement, discrimination, hate crimes, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Server, social injustice, systemic racism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have unicorns roaming the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle against evil creepers? Or maybe you’re intrigued by our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest hits?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give out free diamonds to anyone who can beat them in a dance-off. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare loot like enchanted weapons and armor made of pure gold.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and exploding chickens – they’re a real hoot!

GiftlessCousin Minecraft Server

attitude, bridal bouquet, cousin, donation, ENTITLEMENT, family, Friends, gift, GiftlessCousin, Hawaii, holiday, honeymoon fund, Minecraft, MONEY, RSVP, Server, Time, uninvited, Wedding, wedding gift, wedding planning, wedding registry

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as important as a honeymoon? Look no further than our server! Just like the cousin who prioritized her Hawaii vacation over a donation to a honeymoon fund, we prioritize fun and laughter over everything else!

Join our server and experience the thrill of uninviting annoying relatives who don’t appreciate your generosity. Build your own bridal bouquet in-game and show off your creative skills without having to pay $360 for flowers and half an hour of someone’s time.

Don’t worry about entitlement here, we only care about your attitude towards having a good time. So come on in and leave all the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing we prioritize is fun!