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CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5583	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

LuckyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Come home, Crisis, domestic abuse victim, DUBAI, Escape, expatriate, family, Help, International, ireland, irish, Irish citizen, luckycraft, Minecraft, PLEA, plea for assistance, plea for help, Safety, Server, stranded, Support, Victim

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than an irish ‘domestic abuse victim’ trying to escape dubai! you’ll be begging to come back for more fun and excitement. we have crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make you feel right at home. join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2912	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

aggressive brain cancer, children, findings, Group 3 Medulloblastoma, mouse model, new treatment, preclinical models, research, stem-like cells, study, tumor shrinkage, tumors, TumorShrinkageCraft, validation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	5268
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Potions Brewed:	59	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Animals Bred:	165	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Character development, CorniaCraft, Deception, Drama, FANTASY, fantasy world, Intrigue, Kingdom, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, power struggle, Queen of Cornia, royal family, Royalty, Secrets, Server, tragic ending., unexpected betrayal, unexpected turn, what went wrong, world-building

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4204	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

Community, desuarchive, Edition, group, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ip address, Link, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, run time error, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

artist, child support, childhood trauma, co parenting, custody, Designer, Divorce, Eastern-European country, emotional payment, ex wife, ExWifeTaxCraft, financial struggle, financial support, joint custody, Legal System, minimum wage, online business, photographer, sole custody, struggling parent, upper middle-class

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!

LostItems Minecraft Server

belongings, forgetful, forgetfulness, Items, Loss, lost and found, lost belongings, lost items, lost possessions, lost something, lost things, LostItems, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced belongings, misplaced items, misplaced objects, misplaced possessions, misplaced things, missing, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of losing your diamonds to pesky creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all creepers, zombies, and even those annoying Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!

MinecraftMisfortune

Bad Luck, MinecraftMisfortune, Unfortunate, unfortunate day, unfortunate events, unfortunate experiences, unfortunate moments, unfortunate occurrences, unfortunate situations, Unlucky, unlucky circumstances, unlucky day, unlucky events, unlucky experiences, unlucky happenings, unlucky incidents, unlucky moments, unlucky occurrences, unlucky situations, unlucky streak

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Or maybe you built a house on a hill only for it to be struck by lightning and burn down? Well, fear not, because on our server, the unluckiest thing that can happen to you is finding a diamond block instead of a diamond ore! Join us for a chance to experience the most hilariously unfortunate events in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village where all the villagers speak in pig Latin! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server now!

GrkCraft: 40¢ Tourism Boost

#sustainability, Boost, Crisis, economic growth, Economy, EURO, European travel, financial impact, greece, Greek economy, GrkCraft, Hospitality, Mayor of Athens, tourism, tourism industry, tourism management, tourism revenue, tourism sustainability, tourist spending, travel, Viability, Visitor

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so, like, the mayor of Athens is all like “tourism in Greece ain’t worth it no more cuz each visitor only gives us 40 cents” but like, who cares about that when you can join our EPIC Minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling like Scrooge McDuck. forget about Greece, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!