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Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Towns Built:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Animals Bred:	130
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

CraftyGirlz

baby names, beautiful names, CraftyGirlz, favorite names, girl names, name choices, name favorites, name ideas, name options, name preferences, name recommendations, name selection, name suggestions, naming a girl, opinion, popular names, pretty names, unique names

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Villages Defended:	10

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MomRageCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	264
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

BlockyTimeMachine

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	4645
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Farms Harvested:	551
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.