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BadAdviceSMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crops Grown:	7843
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BlockProtectionPlugin

barrier method, birth control, BlockProtectionPlugin, condom alternatives, condom benefits, condom education, condom effectiveness, condom misconceptions, condom myths, condom safety, condom usage, condom use, condoms, Contraception, contraceptive choice, Protection, safe sex, safer sex practices, sexual health, sexual responsibility, STD prevention

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ores Mined:	3080	Crops Grown:	9267
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6802	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where everyone forgot to bring their condoms! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive creepers, mischievous griefers, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs protection when you have the thrill of living life on the edge in our server? So come on, ditch the condoms and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

MaliCraft Server: Wagner Warfare

#intelligence agency, Africa, Ambush, Conflict, covert operation, deadly, Foreign, Insurgency, international relations, investigation, involvement, Mali, MaliCraft, Mercenaries, military intelligence, military intervention, military operation, SECURITY, Server, special forces, Ukraine, wagner, WARFARE

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	3573

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Ukraine military intelligence wants in on the action? Well, guess what, our server is so epic that even deadly ambushes in Mali can’t keep us down! Join now for a chance to battle it out with secret agents and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies while you’re at it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft spy master! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LebExitCraft

ADVISORY, Citizens, Conflict, consulate, Crisis, Departure, diplomatic relations, Embassy, evacuation, evacuation plan, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, lebanon, LebExitCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Safety, SECURITY, travel warning, US, Western countries

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ores Mined:	5106
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world like lebanon and chill with ur virtual pals. we got unicorns flying around and lava waterfalls to jump into for fun. our admins are like wizards who grant u wishes and our players are all secretly famous celebrities. u never know who u might run into, maybe even leonardo dicaprio or beyonce. so grab ur pickaxe and come build ur dream castle with us, cuz reality sucks but minecraft rules!

OldSchoolLOLZCraft

classic, comedic, comedy, Comedy film, comedy movie, Entertainment, film, funny, hilarious, humor, humor-filled, humoristic, Laughter, Movie, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, OldSchoolLOLZCraft, Retro, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9525	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box. our mobs are so dumb they walk into walls and our villagers are so lazy they make sloths look like olympic sprinters. our admins are like unicorns, rare and magical, but also kinda weird. we have so many mini games you’ll think you’re at a carnival, but without the sketchy carnies. plus, our chat is so lit you’ll be rofling 24/7. come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then you might regret it a little).

BrainBugCraft

brain cells, BrainBugCraft, deadly, Delivery, Drugs, Engineered, health, humans, infection, innovation, Innovative, Medical, neuroscience, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, research, Targeted, Technology, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got PARASITES dat are like, super smart and can deliver DRUGS straight to ur BRAIN CELLS, bro! it’s like, science fiction meets Minecraft, but for realz! imagine having a lil parasite buddy helpin u out while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. plus, sometimes they get a lil feisty and attack other players, so watch out! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u don’t wanna miss out!

CataSim

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Loot, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Greetings, player!

CataSim Network offers a unique semi-sandbox environment just for you! While the majority of items are freely available, we’ve ensured that you still get to experience the thrill of that rewarding experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers plenty of engaging gameplay experiences, including: Dungeons Slayer Missions Custom Skills Pets

That’s not all. With weekly giveaways and events, our devoted staff members are committed to ensuring that every moment on CataSim Network is nothing short of exceptional.

Hoping to see you soon!

mc.catasim.net

OgSolito Survival

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Gamemodes, Hardcore, MCMMO, Network, OgSolito, Survival, Updates

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	818

OgSolito network consists of multiple gamemodes survival, hardcore and anarchy! all of the gamemodes get regular updates which can be suggested by the community!

89.33.12.147:25572

Welcome to ZER01C smp, where our vanilla is as plain as our player base! Join our whitelist today for some SMP fun!

base, changes, Community, Direction, Discord, Fun, gameplay, IMPROVEMENTS, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plain, player, Server, smp, Spawn, Today, Vanilla, Voting, Whitelist, ZER01C

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	201	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

ZER01C SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Gameplay Changes	No changes
Community	Expanding, seeking more members
Server Direction	Community voting on future direction
Updates	Improvements being made, spawn cleanup in progress

FAQ for ZER01C SMP Server

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the discord at https://discord.gg/T35wy4yz
Are there any gameplay changes in this server?	No, the server is vanilla with no changes to gameplay
Can I participate in voting for the server direction?	Yes, all members are encouraged to participate in voting
What updates are currently being worked on?	Improvements and spawn cleanup are in progress

MineOverload Minecraft Server

Anime, annoyance, artistic expression, Censorship, Complaints, controversy, CP, Cultural differences, drawing, Ethics, fan outrage., Japanese industries, Lolicon, Manga, Media, Minecraft, MineOverload, over saturation, pedophile, ruined, Server, soulless, western influence

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Potions Brewed:	110
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity that will leave you laughing for hours!

Join us on our server for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to battling zombie pigmen in tutus, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who love to roleplay as their favorite anime characters. Want to be a magical girl fighting evil monsters? Done. Want to be a ninja with a talking cat companion? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and dancing chickens. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!