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Groobly’s Jibble Plump Adventures

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to the most groobly, blumble, jibble, and plump Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their mystical powers. – We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig to your heart’s content and find riches beyond your wildest dreams. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant slime pit where you can battle it out with other players while bouncing around like a maniac. – We have a special enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Don’t be surprised if a unicorn challenges you to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and experience the madness for yourself!

ChudBusters

Adventure, anti-chud, Awesome, ChudBusters, culture, Europe, Exploration, germany, OMG, SightSeeing, traveladdict, travelgoals, travelgram, travelholic, Travelling, travelphotography, traveltheworld, vacation, WANDERER, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world of Minecraft where you can travel to Germany without even leaving your couch. That’s right, we have a special portal that will transport you to the beautiful landscapes of Germany where you can build your own pretzel factory or ride a unicorn through the Black Forest.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride a llama to the moon and back, battle zombie chickens in the Nether, and even party with pandas in the jungle. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty or Not, Here We Build

acceptance, BUILD, clothing, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, Gaming, gender, Genderfluid, Identity, important, Inclusivity, Minority, Nonbinary, Options, Pandering, Perspectives, progress, Pronouns, representation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Divine Spears Created:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2810	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to players who find them! 2. Our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time! 3. The zombies on our server are actually friendly and give out free hugs! 4. We have a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away! 5. Our builders have created the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, including a giant hot dog made entirely out of wool!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCraft: Day 5 of Revenge on Iran

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	56	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our explosive PvP battles will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but with pixelated graphics)! – Our nuclear-powered mobs will keep you on your toes as you try to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. – Want to build a base that can withstand a missile strike? Our indestructible blocks will make sure your creations stay standing no matter what. – Join our server and become the ultimate dictator of your own faction, ruling with an iron fist (or diamond sword). – Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with alien technology waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of living in a world where every day is like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran!

Femcel Vibes Minecraft Server

confidence boost, empowerment, FEMCEL, Happiness, Minecraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-care routine, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-love journey, Server, sexual wellness, VIBES, vibrator

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where we believe that every player needs to own a diamond vibrator in order to truly experience the joy of building and mining in the game. Trust us, once you start using it, you’ll never want to play Minecraft without it again!

Just like the author of this quote, you too can experience true happiness by joining our server and embracing the power of the vibrator. Who knew that a simple tool could bring so much joy and excitement to your Minecraft adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of pleasure and fun in Minecraft. And remember, a vibrator is not just a tool, it’s a way of life!

Crafty Dragon Den

#animatedseries, #animeaddict, #cantwait, #episodealert, #upcomingepisode, Anime, animefan, anticipation, ComingSoon, countdown, Crafty, Den, Dragon.., dragonfly, Entertainment, Excited, newepisode, Ooi, Tonbo, tvseries, tvshow, Waiting

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and rainbow-colored creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet diamond block that poops out diamond armor every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn pig that farts out enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way.

Crafty Anon’s Block Party

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our BRUTAL Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher, the challenges are crazier, and the fun never stops! Join us if you dare for an epic adventure like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But instead of running away, this player fought back with nothing but a carrot and emerged victorious, earning the title of “Carrot King” for all eternity.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every full moon, the entire world turns upside down and you must navigate through a gravity-defying maze to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our BRUTAL Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

FinnishFazeCraft: Where nothing can faze the Finnish man!

Calm, collected, Composed, Cool, faze, finland, FINNISH, FinnishFazeCraft, imperturbable, Impervious, Indomitable, man, Nordic, resilience, Scandinavian, Steadfast, Stoic, unbothered, Undisturbed, unflappable, Unshakeable, unwavering

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5086
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing can faze the Finnish man! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of Finnish ninjas who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 30 seconds. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. – The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot on a stick as a weapon. – Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have been known to throw block parties instead of exploding.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Finnish ninja), then join us today!

NijiCraft: Where Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Slay!

BUILD, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, LAUGH, lazulight, Luxiem, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji EN General, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, petragurin, samefags, shitposting, slay, Teamup Schedule, ttt, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9862	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than Nijisanji EN Minecraft Madness! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and more!

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. We’ve got MariaMari0nette, AiaAmare, HexHaywire, and more causing chaos in the best way possible. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – they’re more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans this side of the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

Stone Age Crafters

age, Crafters, Craftsmanship, heritage, History, Memories, Methods, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old ways, past, Retro, Skills, STONE, Techniques, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve cracked the code on time travel! That’s right, we’ve figured out how to transport you back in the day to experience Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a T-Rex comes stomping through, looking for a snack. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Julius Caesar himself shows up to challenge you to a duel. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a modern HTML twist to the game. You can now customize your character with the latest fashion trends from the Stone Age, or even ride a hovercraft instead of a minecart.

So why join our server? Because where else can you fight off a horde of zombies with a caveman club while riding a unicorn through a portal to the future? Only on our outrageous Minecraft server!