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CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

piraterne.nicehost.dk

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Animals Bred:	151	Love Letters Sent:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
New Chunks Explored:	50709	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Farms Harvested:	258

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6288	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7540	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	884709
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

108.181.149.203:8202