FAGMAN Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6981
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Love Letters Sent:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magic Items Found:	4415	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	104

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, Custom, ELITE 4, Exclusive Gyms, Friendly, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, pixelmon modpack, Player Gym system, RANK, server ip, Silvermons

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Silvermons Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Overview:

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does the server have?	The server has exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and Champion’s Gauntlet. It also has Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, and Fun Events.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: play.silvermons.com

Elderly Dreams Server 1.20.4

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crops Grown:	2603

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest fantasies come to life!

Build your own retirement home and roleplay as a sassy nurse giving out questionable medical advice!

Forget about reality as you dive into a world where anything is possible, even if it involves old lady shenanigans!

Don’t miss out on the chance to let your imagination run wild in a place where the only limit is your own twisted mind!

Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

BdayBlunderCraft

acknowledgment, BdayBlunderCraft, BIRTHDAYS, blended family, celebration, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, Gifts, in-laws, parenting, Respect, special occasions, step cousins, stepchildren

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of your mother-in-law playing favorites with your step-cousins on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where all players are treated equally, regardless of family ties! We celebrate birthdays with epic virtual parties and shower everyone with gifts, no matter their background. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a community where everyone is valued, especially your respectful and polite sons. Join now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

CraftyCoin SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your life, like seriously. So, I was mining for diamonds one day and I found this secret chest full of emeralds, and then I was like, “I should totally join this SMP and become the richest player ever!” And guess what? I did! Now I own like, a million diamond blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. It’s lit, fam. Join now or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life, trust me. #bestdecisionever #minecraftsmpgoals #diamondsfordays 🤣🔥💎

ElonCraft: No Salutes Allowed!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Have you heard about that time Elon Musk accidentally did the Nazi Salute live on TV? Yeah, it was wild. But don’t worry, on our Minecraft server, we promise there will be no Nazi Salutes, only epic builds and hilarious adventures. Join us and escape the drama of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that Elon Musk himself plays on our server to unwind after a long day of launching rockets. So come join us and see if you can outbuild the billionaire tech mogul!

EduCraft2035: Build a Strong Nation!

2035, BUILD, China, curriculum, Development, education, EduCraft2035, Future, global competitiveness, Government, innovation, Long-term goals, nation, Nation building, Plan, policy, SCHOOLs, strategy, STRONG, strong education, Students, teachers, Technology, Workforce

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Votes:	4707
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a ‘strong education nation’ just like china but with more blocky fun! learn how to mine diamonds like a pro and craft enchanted books to become the smartest player in the game!

we have virtual classrooms where you can learn redstone engineering and potion brewing, all while fighting off zombie teachers and skeleton students!

join now and be part of the most educational and chaotic minecraft server out there! who needs real school when you can learn everything you need to know in our pixelated world? let’s build a strong education nation together, one block at a time!

Base 10 Block Party

arithmetic operations, base, base 10, BLOCK, counting systems, decimal system, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical systems, mathematical theories, Mathematics, number systems, numerical algorithms, numerical bases, numerical calculations, numerical expressions, numerical patterns, numerical representations, numerical structures, numerical values, Party, positional notation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

so, like, come join dis amazin’ minecraft server where we count in base 10 cuz dat’s da only way to count, ya know? like, if u try to count in base 9 or base 11, u gonna get kicked out faster den a creeper blowin’ up ur house!

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player found a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese! yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE! and dere was giant mice runnin’ around eatin’ all da blocks, it was wild, man.

anudder time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster dat went straight to da moon! yep, u could ride a minecart all da way up dere and see da earth from space, it was like bein’ in a sci-fi movie or somethin’.

so, if u wanna have a blast and experience some truly wacky adventures, come join dis base 10 countin’, cheese dimension explorin’, moon rollercoaster buildin’ minecraft server! u won’t regret it, trust me.

Pixel Pals: KLRG1 vs PD-1

Anti-correlation, Biomarkers, Cancer, CD8 T cells, checkpoint inhibitors, Expression, Human, immune checkpoint blockade, immune response, Immunology, immunotherapy, KLRG1, oncology, PALS, PD-1, PD1, PIXEL, research, T cell exhaustion, Therapy, tumor, tumor infiltrating lymphocytes, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether! our players are like a bunch of crazy chickens running around with their heads cut off, but in a good way!

join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through the magical world of blocky goodness. we have so many insane stories to tell, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived with only a singed butt!

if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks, then look no further! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs boring old correlation when you can have anti-correlation of KLRG1 and PD-1 expression in human tumor CD8 T cells? it’s a mouthful to say, but trust us, it’s a blast to experience in minecraft form!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

Adventures, Anticheat, Currency, Economy, Factions, Griefing, History, java edition, laid back, No Resets, player freedom, PvP, stable performance, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla players, vanilla plugins

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	645785	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom.
Effective anticheat to maintain fair play.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

FAQ:

What is Straight Up Minecraft?

Straight Up Minecraft is a vanilla Minecraft server offering a laid back survival experience without land claims, currency or economy plugins.

Are PvP and griefing allowed?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

Can I protect my land?

No, there are no land claims or land protection on the server.

Are there any world resets?

No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.

Is there a currency or economy system?

No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server to maintain the vanilla experience.

Mystic Tsundere Haven 1.20.2

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	87	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Crops Grown:	9710	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land of tsundere vibes. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper will come up to you all like “I-I didn’t mean to blow you up, b-baka!” It’s hilarious, man.

And get this, the mobs on this server are all tsundere too. Like, you’ll be fighting a zombie and it’ll be all like “I-I only wanted a hug, not to eat your brains!” It’s so random and crazy, you’ll be questioning reality, bro.

Plus, the buildings on this server are all designed to look tsundere. Like, you’ll see a castle and it’ll be all like “I-It’s not like I want you to come inside or anything, b-baka!” It’s so ridiculous, you’ll be laughing your butt off.

So, yeah, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate tsundere experience. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way. Trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.