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FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3089	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Farms Harvested:	252
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

1970, animal conservation, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Decline, Deforestation, ecological crisis, Edition, Endangered species, Environment, Extinction, global warming, habitat loss, Plunge, populations, species decline, WildCraft73, wildlife, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wwf

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchantments Applied:	175

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

Active, application, chest previews, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, Fun, Graves, grey, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Join, list, master stonecutter recipes, more food, people, Polycraft, Read, rules, Server, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Vanilla, Version, Waystone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, appreciation, brothels, Eastern European workers, employees, employment, Gratitude, human Resources, job market, labor force, labor supply, Minecraft, Server, service industry, sex work, sex workers, slavs, Staffing, staffing shortage, thank you, Workforce

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	1657
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3195
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, answers, awkward, blockquotepmfw, confession, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Feed, feed me, fuck, fuck up, funny, Live, me, mfw, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, reaction, regret, Reveal, SMPpblockquote, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Potions Brewed:	42
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	4484
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

61 year old, banned, female referee, former referee, Life, lifetime ban, RefereeCraft, sex tape, turkish

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Emeralds Found:	5232
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4803
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness