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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8977 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8720 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
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