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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 666 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 53 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.