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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8310 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
join us and leave ur poor life behind, cuz on this server, we make it rain diamonds and emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. u’ll be swimming in riches faster than u can say “creeper!”
but that’s not all, oh no. on our server, we got the most insane mini-games u’ve ever seen. ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at your friends? well, now u can!
and don’t even get me started on our custom-built dungeons. we’ve got dragons, zombies, and even a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and level up ur life to easy mode. cuz remember, being poor is playing life on hard mode. but on our server, the only thing hard is trying to stop laughing at all the crazy shenanigans we get up to.
