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Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	261	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Votes:	9412	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join us for some hot and heavy action in our Erotic Roleplaying Thread, where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild with our Dual Demons Edition.

Ever wanted to seduce a creeper? Or maybe get down and dirty with a zombie? Anything is possible in our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the EULA, but who reads that anyway?).

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I never knew mining could be so sexy!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into our world of passion and pleasure. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

MovieMavens Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Animals Bred:	112	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that’s not just a 10/10, but an 11/10! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that would make Hollywood jealous.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up a giant statue of a famous YouTuber (don’t worry, they’re in on the joke). And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with diamond swords? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

WhatIfCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4613	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	8676
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	265240	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

PapercutPocalypseMC

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	150
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crops Grown:	8945
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	319

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!

ExSisterInLawRevenge Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no exes will be invited, especially not your brother’s ex who causes all sorts of trouble! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about unwanted guests. Plus, we have a special “no exes allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful gaming environment. So join now and leave the family drama behind!