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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9907 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!
So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!