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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9799 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1549 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
