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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1689 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Votes: | 6264 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!