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MysticCraft Realms 1.20

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1794	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	6388	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2301
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5028
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	61	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Towns Built:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8275
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crops Grown:	5293
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Towns Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.