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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1896 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
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And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!