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ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Farms Harvested:	753
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

bedtime, Central Time Zone, christmas, christmas eve, Eastern Time Zone, Festive, holiday, holiday spirit, insomnia, late night, night owls, Relaxation, REST, Santa Claus, Santa needs sleep, Santa’s helpers, Santas, Server, Sleep, Sleepytime, staying up, time zones, tired

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	217
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	4337
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Farms Harvested:	488

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	851
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	14

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

mc.mnsnetwork.xyz

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ores Mined:	984
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!

CraftmasFamBam

christmas, Communication Issues, CraftmasFamBam, family celebration, family dynamics, first responder, guilt trip, holiday plans, holiday traditions, husband’s family, long drive, not going, passive aggressive, rotating shift, Schedule, social battery, spending time, stressful job, weather concerns, WIBTAH

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Love Letters Sent:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!

BoomerMinerCraft

10. Life experiences, 11. Work perceptions, 12. Occupational shifts, 13. Industry changes, 14. Career disillusionment, 15. Personal growth, 16. Work life balance, 17. Job fulfillment, 18. Career choices, 19. Professional development, 2. Changing perspectives, 20. Job prestige., 3. Career evolution, 4. Impressionable professions, 5. Job disillusionment, 6. Growing older, 7. Professional expectations, 8. Career reflections, 9. Job satisfaction, Aging perceptions, BoomerMinerCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of your boring day job that has become less impressive as you’ve gotten older? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave behind your mundane profession and become a professional block builder! No more sitting in boring meetings or dealing with annoying coworkers, just you and your trusty pickaxe creating epic structures in a virtual world.

Join our server and become the envy of all your friends as you build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Who needs a boring old office job when you can spend your days creating masterpieces in Minecraft?

So come on, leave behind the real world and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you have in your inventory). Trust us, once you start building, you’ll never look back at your old profession again!

Peeing Champ Server

bathroom breaks, bathroom records, bathroom world record, bathroom world record holder, bathroom world records, bladder control, Champ, lifetime world record, nobody will ever know, pee breaks, Peeing, restroom visits, Server, urinary frequency, urinary habits, urinary health, urinary records, urinary system, urinary world record, urinary world record holder, world record holder

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9715	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the quest to uncover the mystery of the legendary peepee champion! rumour has it that this elusive player has peed over 9000 times in-game, leaving a trail of golden puddles wherever they go. will you be the one to dethrone them and claim the title of peepee king? or will you join forces with the peepee champion and create a pee empire that will go down in minecraft history? the choice is yours, but one thing is for sure: on this server, anything is possible, even becoming a pee legend. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your minecraft life!