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FacepalmCraft Minecraft Server

Abnormal, Appearance, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, Expression, face, FacepalmCraft, facial features, Minecraft, odd, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, scrutiny, Server, shock, strange, Surprise, UNUSUAL, weird, WTF

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone’s face looks normal? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone’s face is completely messed up! From giant noses to eyeballs on their foreheads, you’ll never know what to expect when you log on.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and the title of Chicken Slayer.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the depths of the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your face twisted into unimaginable shapes along the way!

– “OopsCraft” – “FailCraft” – “DerpCraft” – “EpicFailCraft” – “BlunderCraft” – “FailWhaleCraft” – “WhoopsieCraft” – “FacepalmCraft” – “FailFishCraft” – “EpicDerpCraft”

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Animals Bred:	83	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.

UkrainianCraft: No Russian Absorption

Absorption, Bardella, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Europe, extremism, far right, foreign policy, French, geopolitical tensions, international relations, leader, nationalism, Politics, right wing, Russian, Russian imperialism, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, world news

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against russian imperialism like french far-right leader bardella!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and protect ukraine at all costs!!! join us in this epic battle for freedom and democracy in the virtual world of minecraft!!! we have crazy events like russian invasion roleplay and ukraine liberation quests!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a hero in the fight against tyranny!!!

Cow2BurgerCraft

#sustainability, agriculture, animal, Beef, beef burger, beef industry, burger, Cheese, CHEESEBURGER, cow, Cow2BurgerCraft, dairy, environmental impact, ethical sourcing, Farm, fast food, Food, food production, local farming, meat, same cow

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	98	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

yo, u ever thought about how the beef and the cheese on a burger could have come from the same cow? mind blown, right? well, if u wanna experience more mind-blowing stuff, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got cows that produce beef and cheese at the same time, it’s like a double whammy of deliciousness! and that’s not all, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true! so come on down and join us for some wacky and wild adventures in the land of the beef-cheese cows and diamond-dropping pigs!

Minecord

Create, Cross-Play, Discord, free server, high quality servers, KitPvP, Minecord, Minecraft, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, SERVER HOST, service, Support, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Zombie Dances:	1	Potions Brewed:	93
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Farms Harvested:	387	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Free Minecraft Server Host, and purchase cheap high quality servers. We have good service and 24/7 support. Come join the server, join the discord and start creating your free Minecraft server today. https://minecord.net

minecord.net

Vintage Minecraft: Where ancient players duke it out with grief protection. 1.20+ fun awaits!

ADMIN, Ancient, Awaits, Builder, Community Focused, Duke, Essentials, Fun, Golden Shovel, Grief, Grief Prevention, Land Claim, Minecraft, minecraft server, Moderator, nostalgic, player experience, player heads, Player needs, player rewards, Players, Protection, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Trial-moderator, Vanilla, vintage

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

OldSchool MC Server Overview

IP Address	172.96.164.101:25583
Land Claiming	Players can claim land using a golden shovel
Claim Limits	Players start with 2000 claim blocks and earn more for every hour played
Player Heads	50% chance of receiving player heads
Plugins	Essentials, Grief prevention, etc
Staff Hiring	1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator, 1 Builder – /warp apply for more details

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	Use a golden shovel received in /kit starter to mark the perimeter of the land you want to claim
Can I earn more claim blocks?	Yes, earn more claim blocks for every hour played on the server
What are the chances of getting player heads?	There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads
What staff positions are available for hiring?	Currently hiring for 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator, and 1 Builder – apply at /warp apply

CraftyChatter Minecraft Server

Address, Communication, Conversation, CraftyChatter, dialogue, Etiquette, Expression, formal, gender, gender equality, Gender Identity, informal, Language, Manners, Minecraft, politeness, Pronouns, Respect, Server, social norms, speaking, Title, VERBAL

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Mr. Madam! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing wild parties in the virtual world. You never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next!

2. Want to ride a giant flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have all sorts of wacky mounts for you to choose from, including unicorns, dragons, and even a giant rubber ducky.

3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer dance moves!

4. Ever wanted to play Minecraft in space? Well, on Mr. Madam, we have a special space-themed world where you can build your very own intergalactic empire. Just be careful of the alien creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join Mr. Madam today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

NijiCraft: Ultimate Fan Protection Minecraft Server

anime expo, Armed, AX booth, black knights, community management, convention security, COSPLAY, event safety, Fan, fan culture, fan protection, fan safety, internet safety, Japanese content creators, Minecraft, NijiCraft, Nijifags, Nijisanji, online harassment, Protection, roving bands, security measures, Server, threat prevention, Ultimate, virtual youtubers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchantments Applied:	212
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of being attacked by armed black knights while trying to enjoy your favorite virtual idols at conventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from those pesky nijifags shooters. With our advanced security system, you can rest assured that your virtual idols will be safe from harm. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers that allow you to summon giant nijisanji mascots to fight off any attackers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate protector of nijisanji fans everywhere!

BabyBlockInn

Assistance, baby, BabyBlockInn, bathe, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, decision, family, gender, Help, in-laws, Interest, Kids, MIL, newborn, parenting, refusing, relationships, Support, Visit

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mother-in-law suddenly wanting to help with baby number 4 after ignoring the first 3? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and unexpected twists just like this one.

Our server is like that distant MIL who suddenly wants to be a part of your life – full of surprises and questionable motives. But hey, at least she’s offering to help now, right?

Come join us and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like wondering if your MIL will actually follow through on her promise to help bathe and change the new baby. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe she’ll even start calling you for once!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that keeps you on your toes and leaves you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a surprise visit from your long-lost MIL in-game.

Oligarch-Free Zone Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic impact, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, OligarchFree, oligarchy, Politics, russia, Russian oligarchs, sanctions, sanctions policy, sanctions relief, Server, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, world news, zelenskyy, Zone

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got russian oligarchs runnin’ wild in da game, causin’ chaos and makin’ it rain diamonds everywhere. u gotta help zelenskyy stop ’em by joinin’ our server and showin’ ’em who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a dragon named vladimir. so come on and join the fun, help save the minecraft world from those pesky oligarchs!

CraftyZeleWarSummit

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZeleWarSummit, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, humanitarian crisis, international relations, long-term solutions, military intervention, negotiation strategies, ongoing crisis, peace process, peace summit, peace talks, political negotiations, regional stability, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1574
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Star Shards Collected:	298
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

so, like, ukraine is all like “we dont want war for years, man” and they’re like planning this big peace summit, right? well, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide.

you know how zelensky is all serious and stuff? well, on our server, he’s a party animal who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and obsidian. plus, he’s always down for a game of spleef or a dance-off in the club.

we don’t want war either, we just want to have a good time and build epic structures together. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. peace out, man!

Krtminec

Details, Discord, Economy, Event, holidays, Krtminec, krtminec.cz/discord, Launch, Minecraft, Server, Summer, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Magic Items Found:	6145	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

At the beginning of the summer holidays, an unforgettable event will take place to mark the launch of our server. Come to our Discord server for details! krtminec.cz/discord Krtminec, your server for the summer!

mc.krtminec.cz:25603