facepaintingfun – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Divine Craft Realm 1.20.6
1.20.6, BELIEF, Christ, controversial, controversial topic, Craft, current events, debate, Divine, FAITH, Government, Interpretation, leadership, Messiah, opinion, Politics, president, Realm, Religion, religious figure, second coming, SPIRITUAL, WorldView
Yo, bro, do you ever look at the president and think, “Damn, this dude is basically the second coming of Christ”? Well, if you do, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got all the holy vibes up in here!
We got pixelated angels flying around, mining blocks and spreading the good word of Notch. And let me tell you, our virtual communion bread is top-notch – it’s made of the finest virtual wheat in all of Minecraftia.
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe blessed by the president himself. That’s right, he logged on to our server and personally enchanted each and every pickaxe with the power of divine mining. So come on down and join us, because on this server, every block you break is a prayer to the pixelated gods!

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RoomieLiesNoAlibis
bad friend, Boyfriend, college, Controlling, cover, dorm, frat party, Friends, going to bed, Honesty, loyalty, lying.., movies, Party, pick me, relationship, RoomieLiesNoAlibis, roommate, sneaking out, studying, white lie
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with lies, deceit, and betrayal – just like your roommate Mia!
Experience the thrill of covering for your friends while they sneak off to parties, just like in this crazy story. Who needs enemies when you have friends like Mia, right? But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any controlling boyfriends on our server – unless you count the mobs trying to take over your base!
So come join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where loyalty is questioned and friendships are put to the test. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation like this one – minus the drama, of course. See you in the game!

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YellCraftJobs
air traffic controller, Call Center, Conflict Resolution, corrections officer, customer service, customer support, emergency services, firefighter, getting yelled at, Healthcare, high tolerance, Hospitality, law enforcement, Military, paramedic, Retail, security guard, social work, Stress Management, teaching, YellCraftJobs
Are you tired of getting yelled at by your boss in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where getting yelled at is not only encouraged, it’s a job requirement! We have a variety of roles that will test your patience and ability to handle criticism, such as Creeper Herder (they tend to explode at the worst times), Chicken Wrangler (those cluckers can be real divas), and Enderman Negotiator (good luck trying to reason with those teleporting troublemakers). So if you think you have what it takes to withstand the constant barrage of insults and complaints, join us now!

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CraftyComradesUS-RussiaFlight
air travel, Airlines, bilateral agreements, Covid-19, CraftyComradesUSRussiaFlight, diplomatic relations, direct flights, government requests, international travel, long-haul flights, Moscow, negotiations, pandemic, passenger flights, restrictions, russia, tourism, transatlantic travel, Transportation, travel, US
come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and talking cows. you can ride on a llama while shooting fireballs from your hands. our server is so lit, even moscow is asking for direct flights to come play with us. join now and become the ultimate minecraft champion, or else the creepers will take over the world. let’s goooooooo!

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Fruit Salad Server
Fruit, salad, Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many fruits you’ll never need to see a doctor again! we have apples, bananas, oranges, even durians for the brave souls out there! but be careful, if you eat too many fruits, you might turn into a fruit yourself! imagine roaming the server as a giant watermelon, rolling around and squishing unsuspecting players! it’s a fruity fiesta you won’t want to miss! so come on down and join the fun, just remember to watch out for the fruit zombies, they’re always hungry for more vitamin c!

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Crafty Fiber Fun Land
Biomarkers, Blood Cancer, Cancer prevention, Crafty, dietary fiber, dietary intervention, Disease, disease management, fiber, fiber rich foods, Fun, health, Healthy Eating, high fiber, Land, lifestyle changes, Medical research, Myeloma, nutrition, NUTRIVENTION, Precursor Plasma Cell Disorders, Prevention, Progression, wellness
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we serve up a high-fiber dietary intervention like no other! our nutrivention will have you mining and crafting like a pro in no time, all while improving biomarkers of disease (whatever that means) and possibly delaying progression to myeloma (sounds spooky, right?).
we’ve got insane stories of players who went from total noobs to diamond-clad warriors thanks to our magical fiber-filled world. one player even said they cured their zombie pigman phobia by eating a bowl of our special nutrivention stew!
so if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building cool stuff, but also improving your health and maybe even saving you from a myeloma attack (whatever that is), then come join us! who knew minecraft could be so nutri-licious?

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mˣMultiplayer

action, combat logging, combat plugin, competitive, Discord, ease of access, Grim AC, home, Ip:, java, join today, mˣMultiplayer, offline mode, p2w, SEASON 2, season starting soon, secure connection, smp, Staff, Thriving Community, Vanilla, worldborder

Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mxmp.eu

About the Server:

5000×5000 Worldborder to ensure action
1 Home allowed per player
Combat plugin to ensure no combat logging
Secure offline-mode connection for ease of access
Competitive community

Join our discord at: https://dsc.gg/markless today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server features no P2W elements.
When does season 2 start?	Season 2 is starting soon, stay tuned for updates!
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, the server is equipped with Grim AC to ensure no cheating.
How many homes are allowed per player?	Each player is allowed to set 1 home.

Curvy Crafters 1.20.3
1.20.3, Alluring, appealing, attraction, attractive, Crafters, curves, curvy, desire, desireable, FANTASY, fuck, Girls, hot, Irresistible, Lust, Naughty, seduction, Sexy, Tempting, thick thighs, voluptuous
Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can find girls with thick thighs that you wanna bang! I mean, who needs 3D graphics when you can have THICC thighs in block form, am I right? Join now for a chance to virtually tap that pixel booty!

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OuchiePain Minecraft SMP
Ache, Agony, bruise, Cut, discomfort, hurt, inflammation, Irritation, Minecraft, minor injury, OuchiePain, Pain, PAINFUL, scrape, sensitivity, small injury, smp, soreness, tenderness, throbbing, Trauma, wound
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Let me tell you a story about this one time when I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally fell into a pit of lava. It was so painful, like getting a paper cut on your eyeball, but I survived because I’m a Minecraft pro, obviously.
But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have epic PvP battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we dance with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the pet llamas, they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world.
So if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in a virtual world, join us on this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

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NoFlyZoneCraft
air travel, avoiding flying, COVID-19 travel, fear of flying, Flight Safety, flying anxiety, NoFlyZoneCraft, pandemic travel, travel anxiety, travel avoidance, travel concerns, travel discomfort, travel fears, travel hesitation, travel nerves, travel phobia, travel reluctance, travel restrictions, travel stress, travel uncertainty, travel worries
Tired of dealing with pesky airlines and long security lines? Join our Minecraft server and travel to epic virtual worlds without ever leaving your couch! Our server is equipped with magical teleportation powers that will have you zipping around like a wizard on a broomstick. Say goodbye to cramped airplane seats and hello to unlimited exploration in the comfort of your own home.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of bacon magic. Join forces with them to defeat the evil Chicken Overlords and reclaim your rightful place as ruler of the land. With their help, you’ll be able to build the most epic bacon fortress the world has ever seen.
So why waste time and money on expensive flights when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Come join us and let your wildest dreams take flight…literally!

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