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BroBroAutoLoanDrama

attitude, auto loan, back child support, Boundaries, BroBroAutoLoanDrama, brother, career, co-sign, Credit, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, family, financial responsibility, Job, Kids, laid off, Marriage, MONEY, oil field, PhD, Smart

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ores Mined:	2311
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Votes:	5744
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3099	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelatedPerils

bizarre deaths, bizarre incidents, Dark History, death records, Fatal accidents, freak accidents, freakish deaths, gruesome deaths, horrifying deaths, macabre incidents, morbid history, PixelatedPerils, recorded deaths, shocking deaths, strange deaths, tragic deaths, tragic endings, tragic events, unusual deaths, unusual fatalities, worst way to die

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3766
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, China, cooperation, dead in the water, economic development, ENERGY, energy investment, energy partnership, energy project, energy security, energy supply, energy trade, energy transportation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, pipeline, Power of Siberia 2, russia, Server, SiberianCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

battle, Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, paratrooper, paratroopers, russia, Russian soldiers, showdown, standoff, Surrounding, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	194
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	1180	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

alien movies, BlockyAlienCircumcision, body image, circumcision, Extraterrestrial, film analysis, Horror, Insecurity, long tail tag, Masculinity, movie marathon, movie quotes, phallic symbolism, pop culture, psychological impact, ridley scott, Sci Fi, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sigourney weaver, uncircumcised

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Potions Brewed:	176
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

#sustainability, Australia, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, DeforestationFailsButWePrevail, ecological balance, ecosystem, enforcement, environmental laws, Environmental Protection, Failure, forest management, land degradation, mature laws, policy, regulations, research, resource exploitation, wealthy nations

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Zombie Dances:	3

so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, Geega LIVE, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, Melathon, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Server, vshojo, VShojo vtubers, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Love Letters Sent:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	84

Welcome to our Minecraft server, SQUISH Edition! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are just as crazy as you are! Geega is still hanging out and yapping after some epic collabs – she’s basically the life of the party. But wait, Mel is also LIVE and her Melathon is in full swing. It’s a virtual party you don’t want to miss!

We’ve got Froot, the apricot sensation, GEEGA who’s a genius in her own right, and Haruka who will karate chop her way into your heart. Henya is the brains of the operation, while Hime is the queen of the dance floor. Kson will make you laugh until you cry, and Kuro is the mysterious dark horse of the group.

And don’t even get us started on Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen – they’re all ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. So come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and be excellent to each other. And remember, if you see any bait, just ignore it or report it – we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes here. See you in the virtual world, party animals! 🎉🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP

age, age guessing, age guessing challenge, age guessing game, age guessing puzzle, age guessing question, age guessing quiz, age guessing riddle, age guessing test, age inquiry, age query, age question, aging, birthdate, Birthday, CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP, current age, getting older, how old, time passing, Years

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). As you wander around, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena in the corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn any block into a diamond block with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he only appears to those who truly embrace the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).

MommaMansionMistake

AITAH, Audacity, childhood trauma, chronically ill, DEBT, disabled, expensive treatment, Hope, House, injury, legal settlement, medical fees, MommaMansionMistake, MONEY, Mother, no support, parental figure, severe illness, single mother, strict boundaries, support carers, Telling, unable to work, Upset, working mom

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about entitled parents and crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Need a break from real life? Our server is the perfect escape, where you can leave all your worries behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire.

And hey, if you ever need a break from building, just hop on our voice chat and listen to some of the craziest stories you’ve ever heard. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even forget all about that crazy entitled parent of yours.

NoPay4Ohio Minecraft SMP

least favorite states, Minecraft, NoPay4Ohio, smp, states to avoid, states to skip, travel aversions, travel blacklist, travel deal-breakers, travel detours, travel dislikes, travel exclusions, travel limitations, travel no-gos, travel opinions, travel pet peeves, travel preferences, travel restrictions, travel turn-offs, travel veto list, unappealing states, undesirable destinations, unwanted travel

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the only state you couldn’t pay us to go to is the State of Confusion! Yes, that’s right, our server is so wild and wacky that even the most daring adventurers would rather face a horde of creepers than navigate the treacherous terrain of Confusion State. Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by talking llamas. Who needs real states when you can explore the insanity of Confusion State in Minecraft?