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HorribleCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, body image, Communication, Conflict, diet, dieting, extra sides, Fail, healthy, Horrible, HorribleCraft, Meals, Minecraft, partner, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-care, self-image, Server, Shape, Unhealthy, unhealthy extra

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like a sad salad-eating robot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we believe in indulging in all the unhealthy extras your heart desires!

Join us for a wild ride of virtual gluttony, where you can feast on pixelated pizza, gorge on digital donuts, and snack on blocky burgers to your heart’s content. Who needs a diet when you have a whole virtual world of delicious treats at your fingertips?

But beware, our server is not just about food – it’s also a place where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join in on the chaos as players argue over body image, diet choices, and who gets the last enchanted golden apple.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a Minecraft chili pepper, come join us for a taste of the good life (and maybe a few unhealthy extras along the way). Who needs real food when you have pixelated perfection waiting for you?

ParentCraftersUnited

Blame, child services, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CPS, disagreement, family, feeding issues, hospitalization, intervention, ParentCraftersUnited, parenting, picky eater, professional advice, RESPONSIBILITY, sensory processing disorder, sibling, stress, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family feuds and CPS involvement you never knew you needed!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Suzie, John, Elle, and James unfold before your very eyes. From picky eaters to aggressive responses, this server has it all. Will Suzie and John finally listen to the feeding therapist, or will they continue to ignore professional advice and end up in the hospital again?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments, blocked numbers, and accusations of bad parenting. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

AlienCraft, aliens, awkward, Communication, culture, disbelief, Earth, encounter, EXPLAIN, Extraterrestrial, first contact, Humanity, Invasion, Minecraft, science fiction, Server, society, Technology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1770	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Items Found:	2860	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Towns Built:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even aliens would be scratching their heads in confusion! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and absurdity beyond your wildest imagination.

Ever wondered what it would be like to explain to aliens why we spend hours building virtual worlds out of blocks? Well, on our server, you can experience that awkward conversation firsthand! Picture this: a group of aliens landing on Earth, only to find us frantically mining diamonds and fighting off creepers. How do you explain that to extraterrestrial beings? “Oh, we just really like building stuff and punching trees for resources, don’t mind us!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who claims to have built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Some say he’s a Minecraft wizard, others say he’s just a really dedicated player with too much free time. Join us on our server and unravel the mystery of Blocky Bob’s cosmic creations!

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you have awkward conversations with aliens and ride a roller coaster to the moon? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s out of this world!

FoodPickTipCraft

cultural norms, customer expectations, customer service, dining out, Etiquette, Food, food service, FoodPickTipCraft, gratuity, Picking up, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), service, social behavior, societal norms, takeout, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping history, tipping practices, tipping trends

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3332	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Tired of boring old servers where you have to do all the work yourself? Join our server where we have a team of virtual waiters ready to serve you in-game food whenever you want! No need to lift a finger, just sit back and enjoy the virtual feast. Who knew Minecraft could be so luxurious? Join now and experience the ultimate in virtual dining service!

AxeCraft Minecraft Server

axe attack, axe crime, axecraft, breaking news, crime, current events, espn, Euro 2024, european football, germany, hamburg, Hamburg police, Incident, law enforcement, Man shot, Minecraft, news headline, police shooting, Server, Shooting, sports event, sports news, violence

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	New Chunks Explored:	661342
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got more action than a dude with an axe in Hamburg! Join us and you’ll be dodging bullets like it’s Euro 2024, except you won’t get shot by the police…hopefully.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin faster than a helicopter blade. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure (or a wild axe-wielding maniac, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those Hamburg police…they don’t mess around.

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Blame, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinWarz, Demand, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political leaders, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukrainian territorial integrity, united nations, War, world leaders

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	111	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ores Mined:	4013	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where world leaders unite to demand ukrainian territorial integrity and blame russia for war!!! build your own epic base and protect it from evil invaders who want to steal your diamonds and destroy your crops!!! form alliances with other players and create a super team to take down the bad guys!!! join now for a chance to be a hero and save the world from destruction!!! #worldpeace #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

BlockLife: 76 & Counting

38, 50, 76, aging, average lifespan, BlockLife, Counting, data analysis, demographics, health, human development, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, longevity studies, middle age, mortality, Population, research, statistics, trends, Years

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the average lifespan is 76 years but middle age is actually 38 like whaaat? join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses. we’ve got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cookies and milk. oh, and did we mention that the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft dreams, just watch out for the zombie unicorns, they’re real sneaky. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meadow Craft Atmospheric Vanilla .. Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Atmospheric, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Meadow Craft, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Votes:	3011

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HerCraft Minecraft Server

HerCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Votes:	7410
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ores Mined:	619	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like charm.

2. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Can you find it and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants one lucky player three wishes. Use them wisely, or you might end up with a hot tub full of creepers.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where everything is made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon armor, bacon swords, bacon blocks – you name it, we’ve got it.

5. And finally, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon in under 10 minutes, you will be crowned the King or Queen of the server and granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelPenguin Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, anime fan theory, anime gender, anime speculation, anime theory, character analysis, evangelion, fan theory, gender, Gender Identity, girl, Minecraft, Pen Pen, Pen Pen gender, Pen Pen girl, Pen Pen theory, PixelPenguin, Server, speculation, theory, WAIT

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ores Mined:	713
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about Pen Pen! Rumor has it that Pen Pen is actually a secret agent disguised as a penguin in the game. Help Pen Pen complete missions and uncover hidden treasures while fighting off evil mobs. But be warned, Pen Pen may just steal your diamonds when you’re not looking! So join now and see if you can outsmart this sneaky penguin!