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MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

CraftyPols Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyPols, Diplomacy, eastern europe, end benefits, EU benefits, european union, fighting age, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Poland, Poland calls, Politics, sanctions, Server, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian men, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mines Excavated:	1757	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole army of ukrainian men of fighting age ready to battle it out in the virtual world! watch as they build massive structures with their bare hands and take on the creepers like true warriors. plus, who needs EU benefits when you can have all the diamond swords and enchanted armor you could ever want? join now and be part of the chaos and mayhem on our server like never before!

BoomCraft: Ukrainian Drone Attack

ammo depot, Attack, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, escalation, explosions, huge blasts, international relations, Military, RETALIATION, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, triggers, UKRAINIAN, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	107	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Farms Harvested:	980	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a story that’ll blow your mind!

So, like, there was this Ukrainian drone, right? And it was all like, “I’m gonna wreck this Russian ammo depot, yo!” And then BOOM! Huge blasts everywhere, like fireworks on the Fourth of July!

Now, imagine all that chaos, but in Minecraft! Join this server and experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your epic base. Plus, you might even spot a flying pig or a dancing creeper! It’s lit, fam! Join now before the drones come for you!

Blocky Pandemic Quest

blocky, Cases, coronavirus, Covid-19, data analysis, disease modelling, epidemiology, Healthcare, medical supplies, monthly cycles, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, Quest, research, response, South, spike, Summer, U.S, Vaccines

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX MONTHLY CYCLES of crazy fun! Just like COVID-19 cases in the U.S., our server is always changing and keeping you on your toes. We offer crucial insights into building epic structures and getting all the supplies and diamonds you need.

This summer, our server saw a significant spike in creeper explosions, which were mostly concentrated in the south side of our virtual world. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of TNT to fight back and protect your precious builds.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs medical supplies and vaccines when you’ve got a diamond sword and enchanted armor? Let’s survive and thrive in this crazy minecraft world together!

HeroCraft

best minecraft server, Call your friends, DOMINATE, herocraft, meet us, minecraft server, Minigames, Ranking, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Minecraft server focused on survival, with minigames and ranking, best minecraft server, come meet us, call your friends and dominate the server

mc.herocraftnetwork.com:25503

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Bennett, BlockyCraft, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, MODERN, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, Web Event, Xinyan

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	188
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8912
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	283
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594