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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3852 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!