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MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7546	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

ScottishStoneAltar

Altar Stone, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, discovery, distant, geology, historical, megalithic, Migration, Monument, Nature, Neolithic, Origins, prehistoric, researchers, scientific study, scotland, ScottishStoneAltar, stonehenge, Transportation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the blocks have stories to tell? well, dis server got u covered, cuz we got Stonehenge’s Altar Stone straight outta Scotland, like wutttt? imagine mining that bad boy and hearing it whisper ancient secrets in ur ear, u gotta join just for dat experience alone. plus, rumor has it dat if u build a shrine around it, u might unlock special powers like flying or shooting lasers outta ur eyes. don’t believe me? well, come check it out for urself and see if u can handle the epicness of our server. just be careful not to anger the stone, cuz u never know what ancient curses it might unleash on u. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Stonehenge together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Amythyst SMP

Amythyst SMP, Claims, home, Minecraft, new players, Ore Vein Miner, PvP, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	106
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8495	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to Amythyst SMP! The server just started yesterday, we are a vanilla server with some quality of life plug ins! Such as Ore Vein Miner, TPA, home, claims, etc. and we are looking for newer players!

15.235.42.209:2628

Pixelated Chaos: Where gold is overrated and our gear is so custom it’s practically an art form. No need to pay for ranks either, we got you covered from 1.16 all the way to 1.21!

Adventure, AFK Zone, art, bedrock, Chaos, coinshop, Cosmetics, Covered, Custom, Custom Crates, DailyQuests, Discord, Explore, family friendly, form, Gear, GOLD, hats, java, Jobs, Lifesteal-based, mobs, Overrated, Pay, Pets, Piñata room, pixelated, practically, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Vibrant Community, vote parties

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Emeralds Found:	7862
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	1

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details
Server Type: Lifesteal-based
Features: Mobs stronger, quests, dailyquests, jobs, skills, custom gear, custom crates, vote crates
Other Features: Custom commands, Piñata room for Vote Parties, AFK zone, coinshop, custom cosmetics
IP Address: play.goldenpixel.org
Versions: 1.16 – 1.21
Discord: https://discord.gg/UdxdG6T9

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

A: Golden Pixel is a lifesteal-based server with stronger mobs, custom gear, and a variety of exciting features for all types of players.
Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

A: Yes! Joining during beta testing earns you exclusive rewards for when the server officially launches.
Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for players who enjoy playing in a fun, family-friendly environment, respect other players, love to explore and build, and want to be part of a vibrant community.
Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address play.goldenpixel.org and make sure you are using versions 1.16 – 1.21 of Minecraft.

Blocky Roman Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Roman gladiators, epic battles, and of course, sluts for big Roman cock!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of Roman warriors ready to show off their big, uh, swords. Join them in epic battles against mythical creatures and rival factions, all while enjoying the company of our lovely, ahem, companions who are always eager to lend a helping hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mystery, and maybe even a few surprises. Will you be brave enough to explore these dark depths and claim the riches that lie within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on this server, the only thing bigger than the Roman empire is, well, you know.

DemocraticDigger Minecraft SMP

activism, Average, Campaign, Candidate, Democracy, Democrat, DemocraticDigger, election, Government, grassroots, Ideology, liberal, Minecraft, Party, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, policy, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, progressive, smp, supporter, trump 2024, Voting

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with players who are more chaotic than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about their political beliefs. Whether you’re a Trump supporter, a Biden fan, or just here for the memes, you’ll fit right in. Just be prepared to defend your views like your diamond armor depends on it!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who are more dedicated to their cause than a villager trying to protect their precious emeralds? Join us and choose your side: Trump 2024 or perish in a sea of lava! It’s a political showdown like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

Alone Time, childcare, default parent, Drinking, Expectations, family dynamics, flexible work hours, husband, morning routine, night owl, parenting, playing Xbox, RESPONSIBILITY, shoulder surgery, Sleep, sole income provider, stress, toddlers, Twins, TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the default parent? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all the hardworking moms out there who need a break from reality.

Join us and escape to a world where your husband actually wakes up before 10am and takes care of the kids without you having to ask. Imagine a place where he’s not just a night owl playing Xbox all night, but a responsible parent who shares the load.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your partner actually pulls their weight and you can finally get the break you deserve. So come on, join us and let’s make parenting fun again – at least in Minecraft!

NoSleepoverNoParty

aita, bbq, Bestie, celebrate, daughter’s 21st birthday, drinking and driving, Event, Friends, Hangout, husband, invited, mutual friends, NoSleepoverNoParty, planned, ribs, scheme, sleep over, Spouses, Tension, texted, working OT

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	1035
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

FeelinGood in Minecraft SMP

best feeling, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, ecstasy, elation, emotional fulfillment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, FeelinGood, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, love, Minecraft, Peace, Pleasure, satisfaction, Serenity, smp, warmth

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	222579

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in the depths of the Minecraft world when suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But instead of feeling rage, you can’t help but burst out laughing because you know you’re playing on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there.

Join our server for a chance to experience the most hilarious and absurd moments in Minecraft history. From epic pranks that will leave you in stitches to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will carry you to victory in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget what the best feeling you’ve ever felt was in the first place.

CraftyCraze: Build a giant chicken in Minecraft!

Adventure, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, chicken, cooking Class, CraftyCraze, cultural immersion, dance class, GIANT, Hiking, hot air balloon ride, learning a new language, meditation, Minecraft, mountain climbing, road trip, scuba diving, skydiving, solo travel, Surfing, travel, volunteering, wine tasting., zip lining

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4851	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a golden carrot? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and the chance to build your own empire out of blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool of lava while dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and protect you from any creepers that come your way?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBattles: No Russian Tankers Allowed

Allowed, Ban, blockybattles, diplomatic relations, economic impact, embargo, energy exports, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global shipping, international relations, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, oil trade, political tensions, Ports, russia, Russian, sanctions, shadow fleet, Tankers, trade restrictions, uae

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Potions Brewed:	171
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we ban shadow fleet tankers from russia because they keep tryna steal our diamonds! we don’t mess around with those sneaky russians, so come join the fun and help us protect our precious loot! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best weapons and armor, so you better join before the russians find out and try to raid us! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the crazy adventures and battles that happen on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those shadow fleet tankers who’s boss!

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

Q: How can I join the server?