Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just needs a hug.
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he’s building a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks as we speak.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even Notch himself is jealous of our server. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
Once upon a time, a player joined and found themselves in a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep that could fly. Yes, you heard that right. Flying sheep! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret dance party every night where the creepers bust out their best moves?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our hilarious Minecraft world!
But wait, there’s more! For women who are feeling insecure, our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your worries. Say goodbye to the transgender trend that’s being taught to children and embrace a world where questioning your gender is a thing of the past.
Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic virtual world imaginable. Embrace the craziness and let your imagination run wild – you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride a unicorn into battle, mine for diamonds with a rainbow pickaxe, and build a castle made entirely of skittles. Our community is filled with mad scientists who have created a potion that turns creepers into friendly pet kittens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary dancing llama that grants wishes to those who can bust a move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with rainbows and glitter. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a flying pig into battle against a giant, disco-loving Ender Dragon. And guess what? They emerged victorious, with a diamond crown on their head and a llama as their loyal steed.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can boogie down while fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where the grass is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.
So come join us on our fabulous Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs reality when you can have rainbows and unicorns instead?
Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.
We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.
So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
2b2t-style anarchy server, running 1.20.1. Will never be updated on an always-on server. Completely vanilla experience, as the only mods are just optimization and anticheat plugins.
www.gymli.org:36600
We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, and you never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. From building massive castles to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Plus, we have exclusive events like the “Fate/stay night REMASTERED” Release Campaign where you can summon legendary heroes and take on epic quests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two along the way.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground subway system where you can race against other players in a high-speed showdown. And if that’s not enough, we have AI voices narrating your every move as you conquer the obstacles in front of you.
And if you’re worried about growing your YouTube channel, don’t fret! Our server is the perfect place to jumpstart your career. Just repost some content from Instagram and watch the views roll in. And if you really want to assault the algorithm, just post 10 videos a day of you dominating our crazy challenges.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!
Imagine a world where bartending meets Minecraft. Our 33-year-old female bartender will serve up some epic drinks while you build to your heart’s content. She’s been in the industry for over a decade and knows how to keep the party going. But watch out, she takes food allergies seriously, so make sure to let her know if you’re allergic to creepers or zombies!
One time, a family of three came in with a son who had a severe peanut and tree nut allergy. Our bartender suggested they go to the restaurant next door for more options, but the father lost his mind! He demanded a new server, complained to the manager, and even threatened to file a complaint against our owner. In the end, they didn’t even eat anything and went to the other restaurant anyway. Talk about drama!
But don’t worry, our bartender always puts customer satisfaction first, even if it means dealing with entitled parents. So come join our server for a unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a 25% tip from a disgruntled family!
Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?
But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.
So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.
DeadMc Network has lots of gamemodes for the community such as survival, kitpvp, skyblock, and events every week. So join our discord for updates and news about everything happening on the server. This is server is 1.17+ for only java edition.
play.deadmc.xyz
A Chinese server. You can use pirated accounts The server location is in China. Players run a good economy, and admins swiftly kill and massacre players with hacks and overpowered items. Good luck
nohair.top
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.