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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7403 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6101 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!
