F7CM Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBedTricks

#exciting, adventurous, BlockyBedTricks, Communication, Connection, experimentation, fulfillment, good way, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, new experiences, Passion, pleasurable, Pleasure, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex position, surprised, unexpected

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, border disputes, Conflict, cross-border attack, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, Hits, international relations, Military Action, military escalation, military strike, missile launch sites, MissileCraft, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!

BlockyBattlesMC

armed conflict, BlockyBattlesMC, CASUALTIES, clash, Commander, Conflict, death toll, gaza, Hamas, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militant leader, military operation, palestinian authority, palestinians, Political unrest, resistance, security forces, violence, West Bank

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

PlumJuiceCraft

antioxidant-rich, Beverage, DELICIOUS, drink, Flavorful, Fresh, Fruit, healthy, homemade, Hydrating, Juice, Natural, no added sugar, nutrition, plum, PlumJuiceCraft, prune, Refreshing, summer drink, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Farms Harvested:	730	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	341	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!