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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Br’aaxskin Maps, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Tuliyollal, Twin Peaks, x files

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	2292	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mines Excavated:	3522
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Dragon Eggs Found:	5346
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	136	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1548

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8581	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

1.21 content, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, experiments enabled, Gardens, Havoc, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, never reset, Pale, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, Pandas, Questionable, Server, shade, smp, Snapshot, terribly, Vanilla, Warps, Wreak, wrong

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	149
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot
Features	Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
Server Technology	Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
Server IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Latest Version	1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
What are some of the server features available?	TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
How can I reach out for help or support?	You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Anger Management Edition, Blight: Survival, Build planners, coop, cooperative games, coopg, Crafting, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranald’s Gift, ready or not, remnant 2, Scp, smp, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, United, Vermintide, Wartracker

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1298	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!