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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4095 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 6759 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a good story, like the one where my sister’s therapist called me controlling for expecting her to not drink on the job. Who knew babysitting could be so scandalous?
But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun activities to distract you from family drama, like building epic castles, exploring mysterious caves, and taming wild llamas. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?