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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3258 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5445 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4048 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
