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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4251 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Potions Brewed: | 93 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.
So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.