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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9631 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4520 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our custom-made mini-games include “TNT Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding blocks while trying to score points. And don’t even get us started on our “Zombie Disco Party” where the undead dance the night away to dubstep music!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading market. Want to buy a diamond sword? Better have some llama bucks handy!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get on the bad side of the llama mafia.