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Chuuba Connections Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while shooting fireballs out of its eyes. Or how about a chicken wearing diamond armor and challenging players to a dance-off? And don’t even get us started on the talking creepers who recite Shakespearean sonnets while exploding!

Every other small-time chuuba is connected to our server because they know where the real party is at. We’ve got secret underground disco caves, skydiving competitions with Ender Dragons, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into a land of candy and unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

BBC Mating Call Minecraft SMP: It’s Over Bros, She’s Blacked Owned Now

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have BBC mating calls going off left and right, and let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. The server is now officially blacked owned, so if you want to join in on the chaos, you better hurry up before it’s too late. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild ride of a server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

Buy, CIRI, Disgusting, fat, fat-faced, FatFaced, Gamers, games, Lesbian, Minecraft, MONEY, monstrosity, parents, reactions, Server, Ugly, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	170	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	3789	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8910
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1690	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crops Grown:	2805
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	211
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Star Shards Collected:	205
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Super.MineRich.net

Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anime lover, Bonding, Char’s Counterattack, CUDDLE, double feature, dream date, FANTASY, futuristic, giant robots, Girlfriend, Japanese entertainment, Kamen Rider 555, Mecha, mecha anime, Minecraft, movie night, paradise lost, relationship goals, romance, Sci Fi, Server, tokusatsu

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!