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SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	923

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ores Mined:	1144
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

dream, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamyReMinecraft, Experience, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, lasting impression, Memory, night, Nostalgia, Recollection, Reverie, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vision, vivid

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Crops Grown:	3374
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9046
Zombie Dances:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Villages Defended:	12

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Farms Harvested:	338	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

application, BROKEN, Builders, circle, Custom Nether Portals, Discord, Dynmap, ends, experienced, Fast Leaf Decay, forever server, Fun, Infinity, long run., Mods, Player/Mob Heads, progress, RECORD, Server, smp, TP back, TP to home, TP to spawn, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
New Chunks Explored:	509924	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9144
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)