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NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Animals Bred:	180	Magic Items Found:	3665
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8590
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Emeralds Found:	4287	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	6702
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4742	Buildings Constructed:	49
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!