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UpgradeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we have combined the best of du and df to create the ultimate gaming experience – duf!

Join us and experience the madness of turning cats into bats and watching them battle it out in epic showdowns. And don’t worry about things getting too heavy, because our server is so efficient that even Rust and C++ are jealous of our coding skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and see why everyone is talking about the craziness that is duf. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite animal hybrid to unleash in the ultimate battle for supremacy!

MaternityMadnessMC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than a pregnant woman’s friend for a ride to work? Look no further! Our server is so dependable, you won’t have to worry about being stranded without a ride ever again!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to beg your friend’s partner to give you a lift because they got you pregnant. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about carpooling drama and workplace transportation woes.

Don’t be like the friend in this story who couldn’t handle not having a ride to work – join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a driving school nearby when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?

So come on, join us and leave all your transportation troubles behind. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to guilt trip anyone into giving you a ride – it’s all about fun and games here!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Do you want to make bank in the virtual world? Join our Minecraft server and start your own diamond mining operation! We have secret caves filled with diamonds just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in the game. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual diamond tycoon?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable mob in the game: the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever captures and breeds these majestic creatures will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly in survival mode? Wish granted. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly puppies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to virtual riches and ultimate power. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

CraftyCashLand

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6645
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

If you suddenly came into a significant amount of money, the first thing you should do is join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within our virtual world is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So why waste your newfound riches on boring stuff like cars and houses when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our wacky and whimsical server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BearCrash Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Votes:	2571	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Potions Brewed:	87	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can witness the rare white grizzly bear Nakoda and her cubs in all their pixelated glory! watch as they navigate through the treacherous terrain, battling creepers and zombies along the way.

But be warned, these bears are not your average minecraft mobs – they have special abilities that will keep you on your toes! from summoning lightning storms to shooting fireballs, Nakoda and her cubs are a force to be reckoned with.

Join now and embark on a quest to help Nakoda and her cubs survive in this dangerous world. Will you be able to protect them from the dangers that lurk around every corner? Or will you fall victim to their wrath? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	7738	Void Armor Forged:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Votes:	5742
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3094	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world!

GeneSkinCraft: Treat Rare Disorders!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	881399	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A RARE SKIN DISORDER! JAPANESE RESEARCHERS GONNA USE UR OWN GENES TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON! SAY GOODBYE TO EPIERMOLYTIC ITCHYOSIS AND HELLO TO ICHTHYOSIS WITH CONFETTI! WE GONNA TRANSPLANT HEALTHY SKIN ON U LIKE A FANCY MAKEOVER! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A WHOLE NEW YOU, LITERALLY! #SKINMAKEOVERS #GENETICMAGIC #MINECRAFTFUN

MoistCraft: Where water slides are the main mode of transportation!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

MoistCraft Overview:

Server Name	MoistCraft
Launch Date	October 2021
Server Focus	Large scale projects, skill improvement

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How can I apply to join MoistCraft?

A: To apply, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KPTCc8ZMVY. We will ask you to fill out a form and create a channel for you to interact with other members.

Q: What kind of members is MoistCraft currently looking for?

A: We are mainly looking for grinders and decorators at the moment.

Q: Where can I see the progress updates of projects on MoistCraft?

A: All the projects we’ve done are shared in our progress updates channel.

Q: What carpet rules does MoistCraft adhere to?

flippinCactus
antiCheatsDisabled
xpNoCooldown
commandPlayer
ctrlqCraftingFix
stackableShulkerBoxes
defaultLoggers mobcap,tps
fogOff
accurateBlockPlacement
updateSuppressionCrashFix
lagFreeSpawning
carefulBreak
missingTools
renewableSand
dragonEggBedrockBreaking
smoothClientAnimations
EndStonelessHardness
deepSlateInstaminable

Q: What mods are used on MoistCraft?

A: The mods being used include Carpet, Lithium, Carpet Extra, Carpet TIS Additions, Starlight, Carpet Addons, Syncmatica, and zick Carpet Addons.

Snowball Fight Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	8954
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1154	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players who are so skilled, they must be descended from ancient Mongolian warriors. And don’t worry about the color of their blocks – we embrace diversity in all its forms, even if it means our buildings look like a rainbow threw up on them. So come on over and see why we’re the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server around!

BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.