Eyyo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBedroomBlunders

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5811	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with lava parkour challenges, explosive sheep races, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the beat. Plus, our custom-built love shack is the perfect place to cozy up with your fellow players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

SpaceCraftStationGoBoom

aerospace, destroy, elon musk, future of space travel, innovation, international Space Station, NASA, outer space, Permission, satellite launches, scientific research, Space debris, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, Space Race, space station destruction, space technology, SpaceCraftStationGoBoom, spacex, Technology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	8874	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mines Excavated:	1214	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so like, u know how space is like, super cool and stuff? well, on this server, we take space to a whole new level. like, we got SpaceX coming in and they’re gonna like, blow up the International Space Station. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and you can witness the epic explosion in all its glory. plus, we got like, alien mobs and planets to explore. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally. so come join us and experience the craziest space adventure ever!

OrgasmCraft420

achieving orgasm, Cannabis, Difficulties, Ease, Frequency, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, long tail tag 5, long tail tag 6, long tail tag 7, long tail tag 8, long tail tag 9, orgasm, OrgasmCraft420, partnered sex, research, satisfaction, sex, Women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.

plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.

new crossplay server! Overcraft survival SMP

bedrock, Community, Crates, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Griefprotection, Ip:, java, Land Claims, Landclaim, new, ONLINE, Overcraft, Peaceful, player stores, PORT, PvP, Server, Shop, smp, Spawnershop, sur, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Votes:	577
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking to create an active community within this Minecraft server.

have a discord server to accompany this and I’m actively taking in members and listening to community feedback and suggestions.

we have an economy going with a server shop to buy items you may need aswell as selling items you farm. Player stores are also on going aswell as crates.

land claims are available so you can be sure your hard work is protected. We have pvp however as it stands we are generally a peaceful server

I hope to see you online soon

discord: https://discord.gg/7DCHpaJQZN

java/bedrock

ip: 104.243.47.183

port: 25578

104.243.47.183:25578

CraftyChristianTrump Minecraft Server

Christianity, cognitive dissonance, controversial, CraftyChristianTrump, funny, headspace, libtards, living rent free, mental space, Minecraft, Obsession, obsession with Christianity, obsession with Trump, political beliefs, political fixation, political obsession, Politics, rent free, Server, social commentary, trannies, trump, Trump Derangement Syndrome

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that launches players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And don’t forget about our pet zombie army that will protect you from any pesky griefers who dare to mess with your builds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. These crazy adventures will be living rent-free in your head for eternity!

PirateCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Atrocity, Cock, Donkey, elderly Jews, extinguish memory, extremism, Genocide, hate crime, heavenly Jerusalem, Holocaust, impale, inhumane, Jewish child, Jewish existence, kill all Jews, Minecraft, Pirate, PirateCraft, religious persecution, Saline, Server, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Emeralds Found:	3940
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly out of this world? Look no further than our server, where we offer the wildest and craziest adventures you could ever imagine! Join us as we embark on a journey to rid the world of all Jews in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible.

Picture this: elderly Jews being drenched in saline and tied up on the back of donkeys, with Jewish children impaled on their cocks. And that’s just the beginning! We’ll have donkeys galore, with Jews and Jewish children riding them in a massive 2220 km by 2220 km area. Let the donkeys feast on Jewish feet as we bring about the heavenly Jerusalem like never before!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knew genocide could be so wacky and fun?

Blocky Blissville

Blissville, blocky, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, passions, personal growth, positive emotions, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self-care, well-being

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5864	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make you happier than a pig in a mud bath!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying llamas while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from hordes of zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fiery tacos while fending off hungry zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Happiness awaits you in ways you never thought possible.

LebCraftWar: IranUNThreats

Attacks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, IranUNThreats, Israel, lebanon, LebCraftWar, MIDDLE EAST, Military, obliterating war, Peacekeeping, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, threatens, UN Mission, Warning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier wars than iran and israel!!! if u dont join, u will miss out on the epic obliteration war that will happen if u dont!! we have lebanon too so u can be part of the epic battle!! join now or face the wrath of the UN mission!!! #minecraft #war #lolz

ForgetCraft: Next Gen Diagnostics & Staging

Alzheimer’s Association, Alzheimer’s disease, biology, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, dementia, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, Disease, ForgetCraft, Gen, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research advancements, revised criteria, staging, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.

and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.

so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!

CraftQ

Adventure, building, Business, Community, Concept, CraftQ, Economy, Experience, Gaming, Join, Land, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Server, stop by, Survival, Systems, Trading, Unique

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

hey you

I just wanted to draw your attention to our new Minecraft server CraftQ. Maybe you would like to stop by and To become part of our community.

What can you expect from us? Well, we have developed our own concept and systems to offer a unique gaming experience. For us it is not only about building land, but also about trading and Business.

CraftQ.de