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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4263 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8034 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 38 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.
We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.
So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?
