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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 899 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
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