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MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	20	Star Shards Collected:	121
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8913	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	6713
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Votes:	9694
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3306
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1984
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

185.9.145.216:25963

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Potions Brewed:	185	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!

SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

ANNOYING, birthday meal, boundary setting, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family dynamics, family meal, family tradition, fancy restaurant, feeling unheard, milestone birthday, Narcissistic, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling’s partner, SisBoyfNoBdayMeal, sister’s boyfriend, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited guest

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward silence, cringe-worthy, crowded elevator, elevator conversation, elevator discomfort, elevator etiquette, elevator humor, ElevatorSass, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, inappropriate comments, insensitive remark, Minecraft, public space, rude behavior, smp, social awkwardness, social faux pas, social norms, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst thing

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyMoodBoost

bright moments, CraftyMoodBoost, daily blessings, feel-good moments, good energy, good news, Grateful, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming gestures, Kindness, little joys, mood booster, Positive, positive vibes, silver lining, simple pleasures, Small victories, small wins, unexpected joy, uplifting encounters

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	65943	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Hybrid Virus Chronicles

Chronicles, Covid-19, different variants, Document, first time, genetic mutation, Healthcare, Hospital, Hybrid, INFECTED, novel hybrid, Origin, patient, public health, recombinant variant, research, SARS-CoV-2, scientists, study, Swedish, transmitted, viral transmission, Virus

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2634
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Votes:	732
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!