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BaltAusNZ Minecraft Server

/balt/, AusNZ, Average, BaltAusNZ, Edition, Estonian, Minecraft, Poster, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Animals Bred:	182	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further than our server, where the average Estonian poster comes to play! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained Estonian posters who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of virtual blocks. They once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely in Estonian memes. If you can crack the code, you’ll unlock special in-game rewards and powers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary player known as “Estonian Steve,” who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed and defeat creepers with a single punch. Rumor has it he once rode a pig into battle against an army of zombies and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the wacky world of the average Estonian poster!

DaddyDramaHideout

aita, bad breakup, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, custody, DaddyDramaHideout, family dynamics, fwb relationship, hiding daughter, Honesty, mental breakdown, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Risk, single mother, stress, Termination, Wealthy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	748	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	4658	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like Gina 28f’s rollercoaster of a relationship with Dean 27m!

Imagine a world where you can build your own fortress to protect yourself from unexpected baby daddies and their iPad secrets. Will you choose to block them like Gina did, or will you face the drama head-on like a true warrior?

Explore our server and uncover hidden messages, just like Gina uncovered Dean’s relationship shenanigans. Will you choose to terminate the drama or let it play out like a soap opera?

Join us now and experience the thrill of unexpected plot twists, crazy exes, and maybe even a surprise baby announcement! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the adventure begin!

CraftyCashVIP

10. money well spent, 11. must-have memberships, 12. best value memberships, 13. membership perks, 14. long-term savings, 15. essential memberships, 16. return on investment, 17. budget-friendly memberships, 18. high-quality services, 19. recommended memberships, 2. value for money, 20. long-term benefits, 3. worth the cost, 4. subscription services, 5. exclusive access, 6. premium features, 7. worthwhile investment, 8. cost-effective memberships, 9. top memberships, CraftyCashVIP, Membership benefits

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep (yes, they give great advice).

But wait, there’s more! Become a member and unlock the ability to ride on the back of a dragon while battling evil zombies with laser eyes. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a mythical creature into battle?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every month, we host a massive treasure hunt where the grand prize is a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may or may not be made of plastic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Trust us, your gaming life will never be the same again!

CraftyVax Minecraft Server

Access, affordability, affordable, cost effective, CraftyVax, Disease, funding, global health, Healthcare, HIV, immunization, innovation, low-income countries, medical breakthrough, medication, Minecraft, pharmaceuticals, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, vaccine

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

yo yo yo come join this epic Minecraft server where we got a vaccine for HIV for just $40 a year! that’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in the game cuz we got you covered for a low low price.

imagine never having to worry about those pesky zombies giving you HIV while you’re out mining for diamonds. join our server and be protected for just $40 a year, that’s like, the price of a fancy coffee but way more important.

we even have a special potion in the game that gives you superpowers and makes you immune to all diseases, including the dreaded HIV. so come on over and join the fun, where you can slay dragons and save the world all while staying healthy and safe.

don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the most epic Minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it.

GasBlastRefineryCraft

Black sea, Black Sea region, drone attacks, drone strikes, Drones, energy crisis, energy infrastructure, Energy Sector, energy security, fuel supply, gas production, gas shortages, GasBlastRefineryCraft, geopolitical tensions, oil production, refinery, russia, Russian economy, Russian gas, security threat, supply chain disruption

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

so this server is like russia but without the gas shortages cuz we got unlimited gas in minecraft lol. we also have drones but they dont attack, they deliver pizza to your virtual house. our biggest black sea refinery is actually a giant cake that you can eat in the game. join us for endless fun and delicious treats, comrade!

ToxoCMV Funhouse: 557 Young Adults Edition

Adults, brain health, CMV Infections, Cognitive Effects, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cross-sectional study, Edition, funhouse, gender differences, immune system, INFECTIONS, mental health, Modulation, neurological disorders, neurological effects, Parasitic Infections, Rh Blood Type, Rh Factor, sex, ToxoCMV, Toxoplasma, viral infections, young, young adults

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own crazy worlds and fight off creepers and zombies like a boss. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us.

if u join our server, u will unlock secret powers like shooting fireballs from ur hands and turning into a dragon. ur friends will be so jelly of ur mad skills.

we also have treasure hunts where u can find diamonds and emeralds hidden in the most insane places. but watch out for the evil villagers trying to steal ur loot.

so what r u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Aethyria

Creative, Economy, Survival, Survival Creative Skyblock Factions Prison Minigames Towny KitPvP Pixelmon Modded Economy Roleplay Vanilla Adventure PvP Hardcore Parkour Farming Building Redstone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Aethyria is a community-oriented, friendly Minecraft server. We are against being pay-to-win so all gameplay-related commands and permissions are available to all players.

aethyria.apexmc.co

BoomcraftSMP

BOOMCRAFT, BoomcraftSMP, Chill, Conquer, Earth, earth-survival, economical, Economy, Factions, Friends, Journey, joy, KitPvP, Lands, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, LUCK, MATES, Minecraft, Political, PROFESSIONAL, Project, Relaxing, serious, Server, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Boomcraft is a chill relaxing server to hang around with your mates. It started as a project in late February which escalated into a bigger and more professional project. Our server includes Earth Survival as its main gamemode. Conquer lands and climb the leaderboards to become number 1 in a deadly, political, serious and economical server. Find new friends and start a journey of luck and joy.

play.boomcraft.net

TekkenCraft Minecraft Server

Competitive Gaming, Coyo, Coyodachi, fighting games, Gaming, gaming content, gaming event, gaming stream, Live Stream, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, Tekken 8, Tekken characters, Tekken community, Tekken gameplay, Tekken match, Tekken series, Tekken showdown, Tekken tournament, Tekken Tuesday, TekkenCraft, video games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Tekken battle? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you Coyodachis out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies with your epic Tekken skills. Who needs a sword when you can just punch your enemies into oblivion like a true Tekken warrior?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Coyodachi himself will be logging on in 10 minutes to show off his Tekken 8 skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this epic showdown – it’s going to be more intense than a creeper explosion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to kick some pixelated butt in true Tekken style!

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, confusion, Curiosity, Eeehhhhhh, exclamation, Expression, funny, internet, japanese, Kimoi, maji, meme, Minecraft, Questioning, reaction, Server, Slang, social media, Surprise, Thread, ThreadCraft, viral

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5471	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep that fart out diamonds, trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! And that’s not all, folks! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will pop out and give you a high-five! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!