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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7893 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1517 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.
also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.
oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
