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Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

Bitch, Boring, boring AF, boring as hell, boring person, BROKE, Deserves, Drama, drama llama, drama queen, dull, extremely boring, Homeless, homeless and broke, latest drama, Minecraft, Server, snooze fest, Snore, tweetstorm, tweetstorming, uninteresting

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

EggcellentCraft

Commitment, concentrated effort, concentration, Dedication, dedication to one task, efficiency, EggcellentCraft, ENERGY, Focus, focused work, Intense Focus, productivity, putting all your eggs in one basket, single tasking, single-mindedness, singular focus, success, task completion, total commitment, undivided attention, unwavering dedication

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Animals Bred:	146
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baskets full of eggs everywhere! why, you ask? well, because we believe in the power of focus and dedication.

imagine a world where all you have to worry about is taking care of your precious eggs. no pesky monsters or annoying players trying to steal your loot. just you and your beautiful basket of eggs, living in perfect harmony.

but beware, the eggs are not just any ordinary eggs. they are magical eggs that can grant you special powers and abilities. who knows what wonders await you in our egg-filled world!

so come on, join us and experience the joy of putting all your eggs in one basket. it’s a cracking good time, guaranteed!

Penguins Kingdom

Adventure, Boss, BUILD, Clan Wars, Community, Custom Items, Custom world, Events, Explore, Factions, Ffa, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new experience, ONLINE, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, world mobs

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Animals Bred:	96
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5773
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to Penguin’s kingdom we have created this server to enjoe and have fun we have custom items world mobs events: like ffa and clan wars + boss shops custom world New Experience Join Us Now!! Server Discord: https://discord.gg/G398a7nXab: Server Store: https://penguinkingdom.craftin

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TimeLierG Companions (Furry Server)

anti cheat, anti-grief, Antigrief, Community, Discord, Discordsrv, Economy, Essentials, EssentialsChat, Events, für, Furries, Furry, Furrycraft, Furryfandom, Furryminecraft, Furryserver, Griefprevention, guilded, manual build, memorable, NO DONATION, Nochatreports, non-furs, Roleplay, Server, Servers, Shops, spawn city, Survival, Updates, VAULT

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2897
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

A 2000s style furry server (non-furs welcome too) with events, anti-cheat, anti-grief, and more. Come in and be remembered! It took me over a year to make the spawn city also known as the Companion City so feel free to look around, there’s a lot to see, I still work on it manually by hand. It should be noted that there is no way to pay or donate, you earn everything as it should be. This is also an economy server.

Join our Discord / Guilded for updates, we no longer display server updates on our own site.

Plugins include Vault, Essentials, GriefPrevention, EssentialsChat, DiscordSRV, and NoChatReports.

104.223.99.102:25590

The Cozy Shire: Where Creeper cuddles are considered a friendly hug

21, accepting, Adults, application form, Community, considered, Cozy, creeper, cuddles, Discord, encouraging, Enderman Grief, Friendly, hard difficulty, Hug, java, LGBTQI+ friendly, multiplayer, new map, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, shire, smp, Survival, Voice Interview, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Farms Harvested:	231	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Reality Warps Survived:	1

The Cozy Shire
The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We are here to give everyone a great experience to Minecraft. We are adults who like to build, explore and create together. If you are looking for a community base server who wants to have fun and grow as a community and friends then we are the server for you! Since we are a new server we are specifically looking for Builders, Creatives, and Artists to help us fill the world with wonderful creations! ==ABOUT US== Date Launch: 7/28/24 Monday A New 1.21 Map Hard difficulty LGBTQI+ friendly Fire spread is turned Off Pl3xMap Discord Discord/ ingame chat integration We’re looking for players who Age 21 and over Anti-Enderman Grief And More… Our goal is to create a kind, accepting, and encouraging community. We want our server to be a safe place for all. Lets enjoy some Minecraft together! Please follow the link to our application form and fill out with sincerity. Be prepared for a voice interview as well. Link: https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

The Cozy Shire

The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We are here to give everyone a great experience to Minecraft. We are adults who like to build, explore and create together. If you are looking for a community base server who wants to have fun and grow as a community and friends then we are the server for you!

Since we are a new server we are specifically looking for Builders, Creatives, and Artists to help us fill the world with wonderful creations!

==ABOUT US==

Date Launch: 7/28/24 Monday
A New 1.21 Map
Hard difficulty
LGBTQI+ friendly
Fire spread is turned Off
Pl3xMap
Discord
Discord/ ingame chat integration
We’re looking for players who
Age 21 and over
Anti-Enderman Grief
And More…

Our goal is to create a kind, accepting, and encouraging community. We want our server to be a safe place for all. Lets enjoy some Minecraft together!

Please follow the link to our application form and fill out with sincerity. Be prepared for a voice interview as well.

Link: https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of server is The Cozy Shire?	The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server.
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 21 and over to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have anti-Enderman grief measures in place.
How can I apply to join the server?	Fill out the application form linked in the overview and be prepared for a voice interview.
Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly?	Yes, The Cozy Shire is LGBTQI+ friendly.

EugenicsCraft – Progress is Key!

1932, Calvinism, coal, Comprehensive Calamity, Democracy, doctrine, electricity, Eugenics, EugenicsCraft, human beings, Iron, key, Philosophical Dogmas, Political Doctrines, progress, Progressive Evolution, protestantism, Ralph Adams Cram, Religious Dogmas, Rousseau, society, Steam, Technological Civilization

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we do not behave like human beings because we are too busy building epic structures and battling virtual dragons!

Join us on this server because we reject the Ancient doctrine of progressive evolution and instead embrace the teachings of Dr. Calvin and M. Rousseau…just kidding, we actually just love to troll each other and blow up each other’s creations for fun!

Our server is like a technological civilization on steroids, thanks to our insane mods and plugins that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Who needs coal and iron when you have virtual diamonds and enchanted weapons?

Escape the boring reality of society and dive into our virtual world of chaos and creativity. Trust us, the only comprehensive calamity you’ll face on our server is when someone accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on your base.

So come join us, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who needs progressive evolution when you can have explosive evolution instead?

SMPainfulMinecraft – where everything is just a little bit too glitchy

Absurd, American, bad, bit, compensation, culture, ENTITLEMENT, exaggeration, glitchy, humor, inconvenient, Justice, lawsuit, Legal, LITIGATION, reaction, Rich, satire, SMPainfulMinecraft, society, stereotype, SUE, wealth

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Farms Harvested:	393	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to sue for everything! Have a creeper blow up your house? Sue! Accidentally fall into lava and lose all your diamonds? Sue!

Our server is run by the infamous Sue, who has become a billionaire from all the lawsuits filed by our players. Join now and see if you can outsmart Sue and win your case in our virtual courtroom.

But beware, Sue is a master of manipulation and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So gather your evidence, hire a lawyer (or become one yourself), and get ready for the most ridiculous legal battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Join now and start building your case (literally)!

RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone

AITAH, Behavior, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, control, crazy, Decision making, family trip, inappropriate, Lawyer, Legal, Monitoring, parenting, Phone, reddit, RedditCraft, Son, supervision, Support

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Buildings Constructed:	33
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magic Items Found:	6441
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where your kids won’t learn inappropriate things like “jorkin my peanuts”? Look no further! Our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers say please and thank you before exploding!

Join us and avoid awkward family trips where your son starts spouting Reddit memes in front of grandpa. Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wears a helmet for protection!

Don’t let your ex-wife’s questionable parenting choices ruin your son’s innocence. Come join our server where “boys will be boys” is replaced with “boys will be building epic castles and battling zombies!”

Forget the lawyers and the family drama, come hang out with us and let your kid enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be played – without any peanuts being jorked, we promise!

LifeRater Minecraft SMP

Contentment, current life, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life balance, life evaluation, life experiences, life fulfillment, life happiness, life journey, life progress, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeRater, Minecraft, personal growth, Rating, satisfaction, self reflection, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	9783	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring routine in your real life? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane existence of your everyday life. Here, you can become a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a potato farmer if that’s your thing. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the diamond pickaxe. Rumor has it that those who can impress the llamas with their sick dance moves will be granted access to a hidden realm filled with rare treasures and untold riches.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your boring reality and join us on this wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your dancing shoes).

CryCraft: Tears & Blocks

blocks, cathartic experience, coping mechanisms, CryCraft, emotional breakdown, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional release, emotional release techniques, Emotional support, emotional triggers, mental health, Mental well-being, personal growth, processing emotions, Sadness, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Potions Brewed:	167	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of crying in real life? Well, cry no more and join our Minecraft server where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter! Our server is so hilarious, you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember the last time you cried in real life. From epic pranks to wacky adventures, this server is guaranteed to make you ROFLMAO (Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Axe Off)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to sad tears and hello to tears of joy!

Erdogan’s Epic Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, Epic, Erdogan, Erdogan government, Erdogans, Government, international relations, INVADE, Israel, Jerusalem post, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, threat, turkey

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Love Letters Sent:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

lol imagine if Erdogan tried to invade Israel but ended up in a Minecraft server instead! that’s right, come join our server where you can build your own virtual Turkey and invade other players’ lands (just kidding, no real invasions here).

we have crazy events like a turkey costume contest where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the map. plus, our admin team is as powerful as Erdogan’s mustache, always ready to help and make sure everyone is having a good time.

so come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way (just don’t try to invade them, okay?).