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CraftyBae’s Mine: iFoundANewGF Server – Join Now for LOLs and Diamonds! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Looking for love in all the pixelated places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Meet your future pixelated girlfriend, “itsnotdatsrs,” who will steal your heart with her square-shaped eyes and cubic personality. Join us for a chance to find love among the blocks and build a beautiful relationship that will stand the test of time (or at least until the next server reset). Who needs Tinder when you have TNT-der on our server? Swipe right on Minecraft love today! #PixelatedRomance #LoveIsABlockAway 🤣🎮❤️

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

arms embargo, blocky, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, embargo, foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, united states, US

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	74

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Towns Built:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Emeralds Found:	1149
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crops Grown:	5881	Magic Crystals Found:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	209
Mines Excavated:	4206	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9535	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Buildings Constructed:	12
Ores Mined:	9911	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5322
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.