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Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	74
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9100

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6969
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	138
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Runes Activated:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Items Found:	1588
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
New Chunks Explored:	777279	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Ores Mined:	9628	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

access to care, cost-related barriers, dental services, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare disparities, healthcare insurance, healthcare services, healthcare utilization, hearing services, lower income, Medicare Advantage, Medicare beneficiaries, MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun, unmet dental need, unmet hearing need, unmet vision need, vision services

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.