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Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

Story summary, dramaniggers, Minecraft, Sunborn games, Targeted Search

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

Tourists, coalition unit, general, Girls’ Frontline 2, Frontline

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you in stitches.

Join us for the chance to battle against a horde of evil mobs led by a deranged chicken who thinks he’s the ruler of the server. Take on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Fight against your fellow players in intense duels on top of a giant floating island made entirely of cheese. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of nachos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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GamerGals Minecraft SMP – Chick Flicks Gaming

Minecraft, GamerGals, /v/ermins, Girls’ Frontline 2, news events

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with creepers, where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other for fun. Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But beware, we have a strict rule of only allowing players who can come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world, come join us and let the madness begin!

And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates before posting in our server. It’s all in good fun, we promise!

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Block Babes Minecraft Server

discord trannies, Minecraft, /v/ermins, bugmen, COM2NG SOON™

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server that’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Bind your account to a Sunborn ID and leave those Facebook and Google logins in the dust.

Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “CrazyCraft.” Dive into our guides and resources, because this server is not for the faint of heart.

We’ve got translated story and lore material that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman on caffeine. And don’t even get us started on the news and events – new Re-Supply Gachas, Coalition Units, and Theater Modes that will have you saying “Diamonds? What diamonds?”

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal. Remember, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the ride of your pixelated life. See you on the server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to glory!

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CraftyGamerGirls Minecraft Server

News, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, collaboration event, dramaniggers, Tourists

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamond-clad warriors riding on pigs, battling against a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes. It was a sight to behold, and you can be a part of it too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with loot so rare, even Notch himself would be jealous. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden village where villagers trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. Who needs diamonds when you have apples that give you superpowers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Just remember to watch out for the seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers lurking in the shadows. Happy mining!

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Mystic Danger Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, caffeine consumption, Caffeine, caffeine withdrawal, health risks

Yo, bro, forget about caffeine headaches, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of headaches! But don’t worry, you’ll adapt to it just like you did with that caffeine overload. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where creepers are your only problem? Join us and say goodbye to feeling anything anymore!

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Friendship Stretch Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, forgiveness, Server, reconciliation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server! Unlike the situation with John, Jane, and our OP, we promise there will be no ripped pockets or awkward stretching sessions here. Just good old-fashioned fun in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. No need to worry about accidentally causing a rift in a friendship or feeling emotionally drained from trying to mend relationships. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stretching is your creativity as you build epic structures and explore new worlds.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT (hey, it happens to the best of us). Say goodbye to social media drama and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t be like OP, caught in the middle of a friendship gone sour. Join our server today and let the only thing tearing you apart be a creeper explosion. See you in the game!

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Bday Bash Blockade: No Parents Allowed

BDay, family, Restaurant, birthday cake, Schedule

Are you tired of your parents trying to steal your child’s birthday thunder? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we promise no one will try to celebrate your child’s birthday before you do! Our server is a safe space for parents who want to be in control of their child’s special day. Don’t let anyone call you controlling for wanting to be there when your child blows out their candles. Join now and let’s celebrate birthdays the right way – with parents in charge!

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EuroCanDefence Minecraft Server

defense expenditures, Investment, Budget, Defense, INCREASE

so, like, u know how europe and canada were all like “we gotta boost our defence spending by like, 20% in 2024”? well, that’s cuz they were all playing on this epic minecraft server and they were like “we gotta protect our blocks from all the creepers and zombies and stuff!” so they were like “let’s spend all our diamonds on defence!” and now they’re like the strongest players on the server. u gotta join this server, man, cuz it’s like, the only place where u can see europe and canada team up to fight off the bad guys. plus, there’s like, a secret level where u can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at your enemies. it’s totally epic, bro. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

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CraftyICCRejectsTrump

CraftyICCRejectsTrump

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like trump sanctions and ICC nonsense. instead, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving hugs (explosive ones, lol). our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding.

join us for epic battles, treasure hunts, and the chance to ride a pig into battle. forget about politics, come have some fun with us!

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