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Crafty Crap Shack

Anime, AVOID, Awful, bad show, Boring, Crafty, Crap, cringe, DISAPPOINTING, god damn, lackluster, non cringe, not recommended, not worth it, poorly made, Shack, Shonen anime, show sucks, SUCKS, Terrible, unimpressive, Waste of time

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Tired of cringe shonen anime? Join our Minecraft server where the only cringe you’ll experience is when you accidentally walk into a cactus! Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are too scared to explode. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll gain the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to cringey anime and hello to epic adventures!

Crafty Fappers United: Where every day is a new adventure in the world of Minecraft!

Adventure, Another Day, Bleached, comma separated, Crafty, Day, Fappers, Fapping, Generate, list, long trail, Minecraft, Session, tags, United, up to 20, world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Farms Harvested:	923
Votes:	3347	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Buildings Constructed:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers out of their eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always remember to bring your sense of humor!

Prismarine Nations: Where Factions, SMP, Worldbuilding, and Towny collide…in a very confusing way!

ADMIN, alcohol, Balanced, Brewery, Bum, city, collide…in, Community, Confusing, Discord, Dynmap, Empire, Factions, fair, intervention, merchant, Minecraft, Nations, Plugins, prismarine, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Suggestions, Towny, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Items Found:	3504	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Prismarine Nations Overview

Server Name	Prismarine Nations
Description	A newly launched worldbuilding server allowing players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Various activities such as empire building, merchant trade, owning a bar, brewing alcohol, and more are available.
Notable Plugins	Towny, Dynmap, Brewery, Mcmmo (Coming soon)
Server Links	Discord: Join our DiscordDynmap: View Dynmap

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own empire on Prismarine Nations?

A: Yes, players have almost complete freedom to determine the history and politics of the world, including building and managing empires.

Q: Are there any combat skills on the server?

A: Currently, combat skills are not available, but Mcmmo with combat skills is planned to be added in the future.

Crafty Dicks

acceptance, body image, community support, Confidence, Crafty, dicklet, Dicks, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mens issues, micro penis, online forum, personal growth, self esteem, size matters, small penis, small size, societal pressure, support group, taboo, Thread

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	204	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese and the mobs are all dressed in tutus. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dicklet Thread, a magical realm where players can shrink down to the size of a pea and explore a world of giant talking mushrooms and dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the evil pickle monsters…they’re a real dill!

DisneyLandia – Where Mickey and Creepers Coexist! #131

amphibia, Big City Greens, Coexist, CREEPERS, discussion, Disney, DisneyLandia, Dreamy edition, DTVA, Female Protagonists, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League of Cute, Mickey, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever, Western cartoons

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Animals Bred:	163
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5998
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Players Killed by Monsters:	1820	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the land of cute and funny female protagonists? Look no further than our server, where we discuss all things DTVA shows and other Western cartoons that will tickle your funny bone!

Join us for epic discussions about shows like “The Ghost And Molly McGee,” where a ghost and a girl team up for hilarious hijinks. Or how about “Hailey’s On It!” where a girl tackles crazy challenges with her trusty sidekick? And don’t forget “The Owl House,” where magic and mayhem collide in the most outrageous ways!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of “Amphibia” where frogs and fun go hand in hand. Or join the madness of “Hamster And Gretel,” where a hamster and a girl go on the craziest adventures together. And who can resist the charm of “Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur,” where a girl and her prehistoric pal take on the world?

So why wait? Join our server now for a laugh-out-loud good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, End.., Exploration, family friendly, Farming, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, Nether, Only, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

otcm.vanillaboxmc.ru

MineScape: Where mining rocks, roleplay is life, and PVE means passive villagers escape!

Adventurer, blog, Clue Scrolls, Crafting, Daily Rewards, Escape, Friends, IMPROVEMENTS, Leaderboards, Life, Means, Minescape, Mining, mmorpg, mobs, Npc, old school runescape, Other, Passive, Pets, PvE, Quests, Rewards, rocks, Roleplay, Skills, slayer, Smithing, titles, villagers, woodcutting

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchantments Applied:	287
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Important Links

Links
Website: https://minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest Blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Social Media

Socials
Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

Plugins
MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

For rules, please visit http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

Crafty Credit Craziness

adaptation, business owners, Canada, collaboration, Community, Crafty, Craziness, Credit, credit scoring, Cross-cultural, Digital, Economy, Entrepreneurship, Expansion, finance, Globalization, Indian, innovation, International, networking, Small Business, Social Credit system, Technology, Trust

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	253
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, Indian business owners have brought the Social Credit system to Canada… in Minecraft! That’s right, now you can earn points for doing good deeds in the game and redeem them for virtual rewards like diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground casino run by a group of mischievous villagers. Test your luck at the slots or try your hand at a game of virtual poker. Just be careful not to get caught by the virtual cops!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not join our virtual expedition to find the legendary diamond mine hidden deep within the virtual mountains? Rumor has it that the mine is guarded by a dragon made entirely out of virtual cheese… but hey, who doesn’t love a cheesy challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity!

Crafty Tranny Adventures: Where Even the Blocks Have Sass

acceptance, Adventures, advocacy, Allyship, Awareness, blocks, compassion, Crafty, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Inclusivity, Kindness, mental health, NXTrannys, Respect, Sass, solidarity, Starting to feel bad, Support, Sympathy, tolerance, tranny, Understanding, well-being

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious antics.

Our server is so crazy that even the NXTrannys are starting to feel bad for us! From riding pigs off cliffs to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the pranks we pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

But it’s not all chaos and mayhem – we also have epic build competitions where players can show off their creativity and win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the Ender Dragon in our custom boss battles.

So why wait? Join our server today and see why everyone is talking about us. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

UFO Lands: Where Pigs Fly, Villagers Party, and Creepers Rehabilitate!

alcohol, Community, CREEPERS, cross-platform, Custom Items, Economy, Fly, Grief Protection, Land claiming, Lands, Lite-RP, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, non-p2w, Party, Pigs, PvE and PvP, Rehabilitate, RPG, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Towny Earth, UFO, villagers, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4043	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

United Lands Server Overview

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues. Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees, unlock Masterwork Armor, and access player upgrades.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic for fairness and balance. Donations support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and fight alongside friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the United Lands server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP IP┋red.unitedlands.org.

Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

Q: Can I see the map of United Lands?

A: Yes, you can view the server map at https://map.unitedlands.org.